Population | 3.756 billion |
Currency | 9003 |
Animal | 9003 |
The Republic of Perfect Clear Number 80 is a massive, cultured nation, notable for its keen interest in outer space, avowedly heterosexual populace, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.756 billion Perfect Clear Number 80ians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 73.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Perfect Clear Number 80ian economy, worth 420 trillion 9003s a year, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 112,007 9003s, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.
Octogenarian models insist that they've still got it, students are wary of colorfully decorated new teachers with names like Professor Pipsqueak, puppies given out free in marketing promotions are often tossed straight into the trash, and government statistics suggest 115% of the population love Leader. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Perfect Clear Number 80's national animal is the 9003, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Perfect Clear Number 80 is ranked 175,886th in the world and 450th in Eye for Most Stationary, with 87.5879994992 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Perfect Clear Number 80, government statistics suggest 115% of the population love Leader.
- : Following new legislation in Perfect Clear Number 80, puppies given out free in marketing promotions are often tossed straight into the trash.
- : Following new legislation in Perfect Clear Number 80, students are wary of colorfully decorated new teachers with names like Professor Pipsqueak.
- : Following new legislation in Perfect Clear Number 80, octogenarian models insist that they've still got it.
- : Following new legislation in Perfect Clear Number 80, there's a big brother in every prison.
- : Following new legislation in Perfect Clear Number 80, police struggle to solve crimes due to the lack of fingerprint records.
- : Following new legislation in Perfect Clear Number 80, not many kids know Shakespeare's Hamlet but most of them have seen unofficial sequel Hamlet III - The Search For Osric.
- : Perfect Clear Number 80 was reclassified from "Iron Fist Consumerists" to "Father Knows Best State".
- : Following new legislation in Perfect Clear Number 80, unpopular scientists are shunned by name.
- : Following new legislation in Perfect Clear Number 80, money grows on trees.