The Corpocracy of Pepsi colaa is a massive, genial nation, remarkable for its pith helmet sales, public floggings, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-working, democratic population of 1.087 billion Pepsi colaans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hadrid citadel. The average income tax rate is 70.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Pepsi colaan economy, worth 148 trillion Pespis a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 136,537 Pespis, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Thomas the Spank Engine is the most popular and controversial children's show in the nation, citizens often pray for divine guidance in supermarkets, television executives are interested in turning Leader's zany home life into a sitcom, and the government's stance on marriage is 'Let Pepsi colaans marry themselves'. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pepsi colaa's national animal is the eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Pepsi colaa is ranked 15,372^nd in the world and 10^th in Groland for Healthiest Citizens, with 11.95 bananas ingested per day.