Population | 21.356 billion |
Capital | Harrison |
Leader | Jed Pepsi |
Faith | American Hinduism |
Currency | Pepsi Token |
Animal | Bald Eagle |
The Incorporated States of Pepsi Co is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Jed Pepsi with an iron fist, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, feral children, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 21.356 billion Pepsi Guys are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.
The minute, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Harrison. Income tax is unheard of.
The frighteningly efficient Pepsi economy, worth a remarkable 8,536 trillion Pepsi Tokens a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Soda Sales, and Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 399,708 Pepsi Tokens, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,181,117 per year while the poor average 37,518, a ratio of 58.1 to 1.
Children are often observed making 'sand angels' in bunkers, Jed Pepsi's reputation is hard as nails, the purgative quality of Pepsi cuisine is known across the globe, and what's in your genes matters more than what's in your jeans. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Pepsi Co's national animal is the Bald Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is American Hinduism.
Pepsi Co is ranked 6,011th in the world and 47th in the Rejected Realms for Most Stationary, with 2,967.66476736 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Pepsi Co was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Drug Use.
- : Pepsi Co was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Drug Use.
- : Following new legislation in Pepsi Co, what's in your genes matters more than what's in your jeans.
- : Following new legislation in Pepsi Co, the purgative quality of Pepsi cuisine is known across the globe.
- : Pepsi Co was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Drug Use.
- : Following new legislation in Pepsi Co, Jed Pepsi's reputation is hard as nails.
- : Following new legislation in Pepsi Co, children are often observed making 'sand angels' in bunkers.
- : Following new legislation in Pepsi Co, forgetting to pay your annual passport bill is a leading cause of deportations.
- : Following new legislation in Pepsi Co, private digital records now come with a convenient "download" button.
- : Pepsi Co was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.