People Republic of New-Ezukistan
Population | 1.867 billion |
Capital | Neo-Safio |
Currency | Socials Credit |
Animal | Eagle |
The People's Republic of People Republic of New-Ezukistan is a massive, orderly nation, remarkable for its digital currency, state-planned economy, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 1.867 billion People Republic of New-Ezukistanians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Neo-Safio. The average income tax rate is 76.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The thriving People Republic of New-Ezukistanian economy, worth 172 trillion Socials Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Information Technology. Average income is 92,495 Socials Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Beating enemies to death with a baseball bat is legal if done within nine innings, families consisting of more than three people are forced to split up, Bigtopian relations have become a minefield, and where there's smoke there's the People Republic of New-Ezukistanian Forestry Department. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. People Republic of New-Ezukistan's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.
People Republic of New-Ezukistan is ranked 224,695th in the world and 6,460th in Osiris for Most Stationary, with 27.50309350912 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : People Republic of New-Ezukistan was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Trout Fishing Sector and the Top 10% for Most Extreme.
- : Following new legislation in People Republic of New-Ezukistan, where there's smoke there's the People Republic of New-Ezukistanian Forestry Department.
- : Following new legislation in People Republic of New-Ezukistan, Bigtopian relations have become a minefield.
- : Following new legislation in People Republic of New-Ezukistan, families consisting of more than three people are forced to split up.
- : Following new legislation in People Republic of New-Ezukistan, beating enemies to death with a baseball bat is legal if done within nine innings.
- : People Republic of New-Ezukistan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Armed.
- : Following new legislation in People Republic of New-Ezukistan, gun ownership is compulsory.
- : Following new legislation in People Republic of New-Ezukistan, the nation's new Mylab space station is notorious for being the loneliest place above the planet.
- : Following new legislation in People Republic of New-Ezukistan, the phrase 'spreading like wildfire' is no longer in the public lexicon.
- : Following new legislation in People Republic of New-Ezukistan, it is illegal to carry an umbrella when the official weather forecast predicts a sunny day.