Largest Soda Pop Sector: 375thHighest Crime Rates: 526thLargest Gambling Industry: 540th
The Holy Red Principality of
Capitalist Paradise
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Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Pentadbir

Population4 billion

CapitalJlbu
LeaderTadbir

Currencygold
Animalmonster

The Holy Red Principality of Pentadbir is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Tadbir with a fair hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, enslaved workforce, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless, devout population of 4 billion Pentadbirians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jlbu. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Pentadbirian economy, worth 761 trillion golds a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Gambling, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is an impressive 190,498 golds, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,721,106 per year while the poor average 2,542, a ratio of 677 to 1.

All beauty contests have been banned, the police have been reduced to using duct tape instead of handcuffs following further cutbacks, most pop videos prominently feature the Pentadbirian flag, and children can sing 'We Are the Champions' but can't spell it. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Pentadbir's national animal is the monster, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Pentadbir is ranked 585th in the world and 11th in Capitalist Paradise for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 13,828.17 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 375thHighest Crime Rates: 526thLargest Gambling Industry: 540thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 548thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 559thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 585thFattest Citizens: 609thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 772ndMost Avoided: 925thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,054thRudest Citizens: 1,113thMost Armed: 1,152ndLargest Retail Industry: 1,565thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,821stMost Rebellious Youth: 2,490thTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 4,158thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4,652ndMost Ignorant Citizens: 4,881stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 5,009thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,115thMost Valuable International Artwork: 6,022ndLargest Insurance Industry: 6,093rdMost Corrupt Governments: 6,591stMost Subsidized Industry: 7,914thHighest Average Incomes: 8,425thLargest Mining Sector: 10,682ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 10,774thLargest Agricultural Sector: 12,887thTop
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Most Pro-Market: 21,980th
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 8th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 8th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 9th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 9th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 10th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 11th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 11th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 12th in the regionFattest Citizens: 12th in the regionTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 13th in the regionMost Avoided: 15th in the regionRudest Citizens: 16th in the regionMost Armed: 17th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 23rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 23rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Pentadbir, children can sing 'We Are the Champions' but can't spell it.
  • : Following new legislation in Pentadbir, most pop videos prominently feature the Pentadbirian flag.
  • : Following new legislation in Pentadbir, the police have been reduced to using duct tape instead of handcuffs following further cutbacks.
  • : Pentadbir was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Drug Use.
  • : Following new legislation in Pentadbir, all beauty contests have been banned.
  • : Following new legislation in Pentadbir, a stocking with a crooked seam or a tie without a full Windsor knot are grounds for instant dismissal.
  • : Following new legislation in Pentadbir, children who display even minimal sporting aptitude are immediately assigned a personal trainer.
  • : Following new legislation in Pentadbir, cheap and tasteless vegetables flood the markets.
  • : Following new legislation in Pentadbir, Jlbu has restaurants serving every meat from aardvark to zebra.
  • : Following new legislation in Pentadbir, reflection is vital for badly behaved politicians.

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