The Holy Red Principality of Pentadbir is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Tadbir with a fair hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, enslaved workforce, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless, devout population of 4 billion Pentadbirians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jlbu. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Pentadbirian economy, worth 761 trillion golds a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Gambling, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is an impressive 190,498 golds, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,721,106 per year while the poor average 2,542, a ratio of 677 to 1.

All beauty contests have been banned, the police have been reduced to using duct tape instead of handcuffs following further cutbacks, most pop videos prominently feature the Pentadbirian flag, and children can sing 'We Are the Champions' but can't spell it. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Pentadbir's national animal is the monster, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Pentadbir is ranked 585^th in the world and 11^th in Capitalist Paradise for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 13,828.17 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.