Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,020thLargest Retail Industry: 2,445thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,637th
The Most Serene Republic of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Pavel je kokot
Jeho Velepavlost Zítka Zítkovský
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards


Population1.492 billion

CapitalPavlův Dům
LeaderJeho Velepavlost Zítka Zítkovský

Animal48853333909743725 160427192914088

The Most Serene Republic of Pavel420 is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Jeho Velepavlost Zítka Zítkovský with an iron fist, and remarkable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, flagrant waste-dumping, and ritual sacrifices. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 1.492 billion Pavel420s are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Industry, Law & Order, and Administration also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pavlův Dům. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 31.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Pavel420ian economy, worth 216 trillion Zitcoins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 145,005 Zitcoins, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 866,146 per year while the poor average 11,061, a ratio of 78.3 to 1.

Legitimate job descriptions now include "smiling and waving", tourists flock to see the giant stone carvings of historical leaders at Mount Rushless, bounty hunters have been dispatched to hunt down rogue bounty hunters, and fly fishermen are legally forbidden from using electronic lures. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pavel420's national animal is the 48853333909743725 160427192914088, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Adamoradkysmus.

Pavel420 is ranked 2,705th in the world and 276th in the South Pacific for Most Influential, scoring 43,007 on the Soft Power Disbursement Rating.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,020thLargest Retail Industry: 2,445thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,637thTop
Most Influential: 2,705thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,800thMost Ignorant Citizens: 3,152ndMost Avoided: 3,206thLargest Mining Sector: 4,480thHighest Disposable Incomes: 6,053rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7,124thMost Patriotic: 7,444thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7,457thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8,085thMost Corrupt Governments: 8,770thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8,881stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 10,380thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 10,426thTop
Largest Black Market: 15,991stMost Efficient Economies: 16,109thHighest Average Incomes: 16,818thMost Subsidized Industry: 17,371stMost Secular: 24,866thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 26,289th
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 69th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 71st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 73rd in the regionMost Avoided: 76th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 81st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 86th in the regionTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 149th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 153rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 155th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 161st in the regionMost Patriotic: 167th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 170th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 175th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 216th in the regionLargest Black Market: 222nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 230th in the regionMost Influential: 276th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 307th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 335th in the regionMost Armed: 391st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 391st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 404th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 428th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 648th in the regionMost Secular: 815th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Pavel420 was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Unexpected Death Rate.
  • : Pavel420 was endorsed by The People's Republic of Noutoshi.
  • : Pavel420 was endorsed by The Used to Be of Emodea.
  • : Following new legislation in Pavel420, fly fishermen are legally forbidden from using electronic lures.
  • : Following new legislation in Pavel420, bounty hunters have been dispatched to hunt down rogue bounty hunters.
  • : Following new legislation in Pavel420, tourists flock to see the giant stone carvings of historical leaders at Mount Rushless.
  • : Following new legislation in Pavel420, legitimate job descriptions now include "smiling and waving".
  • : Following new legislation in Pavel420, giant no-kill traps baited with Bapst Red Ribbon and vintage bicycles have been popping up in back alleys nationwide.
  • : Pavel420 was endorsed by The United States of Brazilian impero2.
  • : Pavel420 was endorsed by The Republic of Superlols.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 110 » Bawkie, Amerion, Arscanesia, Nowa Europa, Beblahbleblo, Yaravia, Corgitopiaa, Rebel-topia, Volaworand, Tepertopia, Pencil Sharpeners 2, Cucutenium, Kiasu-ism, Curlyhoward, Hong Kong Kowloon and New Territories, Blondiesland, Oxyliteral, Land Without Shrimp, Jehenna, The United Pirate Cities of Flotilla, The Two Jerseys, Sthalrim, Anatasha, Chernaya Zvezda, Banglazstrogaria, Nova Montron, Bleakfoot, Centristvill, Holota, Treir, Wehraboos, Menesynchro, Aidenfieeld, PenguinPies, Farengeto, Eleuthelrium, Blaash, Ebonhand, Drew Durrnil, The Haughtherlands, Noimosini, Skaladoria, Isokenzar, GERMAN EMPIER, Willing Mind, Ever Testing, Erstavik, Ostavaria, New Plant, Drystar, and 60 others.Tsunamy, Indolos, New Sanet, Fasire, Arvan Irawer, Aurcania, Ipugao, The New Dacians, Makinius, Mavenu, Shefino, 073 039 109 032 080 111 112 112 121, Linguiniland, Kringalia, Sedunn, Kricivk, Andinla, USNE2018, Evaburn, Damn Frigid Wastelands, Canmore, Venezia Pacifica, Danily, Concrete Slab, Esterwood, Cereskia 2, Grianal, Leimarite Empire, Froshar, Great Lothian, Baron Ungern and Tzar Nicholas, Shadeth, Antwerpen1, Driodal, Taigama, ARIAPOLIS01, Gennaretia, Rhetiaa, South Pacifican Kilendjj, Nouvel Empire, Kurdislavic Algharbistan, MaPetiteFille, Evinea, TescoPepsi, Altnavia, Los Rodeos, East Papas Fritas, Numano, Saciu, Sandaoguo, LadyRebels, Lile Ulie Islands, The Infinity Vault, Luli Safari, Liguland, BEEstreetz, Stoinia, Superlols, Brazilian impero2, and Noutoshi.