|Leader||Jeho Velepavlost Zítka Zítkovský|
The Most Serene Republic of Pavel420 is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Jeho Velepavlost Zítka Zítkovský with an iron fist, and remarkable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, flagrant waste-dumping, and ritual sacrifices. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 1.492 billion Pavel420s are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Industry, Law & Order, and Administration also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pavlův Dům. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 31.4%.
The frighteningly efficient Pavel420ian economy, worth 216 trillion Zitcoins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 145,005 Zitcoins, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 866,146 per year while the poor average 11,061, a ratio of 78.3 to 1.
Legitimate job descriptions now include "smiling and waving", tourists flock to see the giant stone carvings of historical leaders at Mount Rushless, bounty hunters have been dispatched to hunt down rogue bounty hunters, and fly fishermen are legally forbidden from using electronic lures. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pavel420's national animal is the 48853333909743725 160427192914088, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Adamoradkysmus.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Pavel420 was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Unexpected Death Rate.
- : Pavel420 was endorsed by The People's Republic of Noutoshi.
- : Pavel420 was endorsed by The Used to Be of Emodea.
- : Following new legislation in Pavel420, fly fishermen are legally forbidden from using electronic lures.
- : Following new legislation in Pavel420, bounty hunters have been dispatched to hunt down rogue bounty hunters.
- : Following new legislation in Pavel420, tourists flock to see the giant stone carvings of historical leaders at Mount Rushless.
- : Following new legislation in Pavel420, legitimate job descriptions now include "smiling and waving".
- : Following new legislation in Pavel420, giant no-kill traps baited with Bapst Red Ribbon and vintage bicycles have been popping up in back alleys nationwide.
- : Pavel420 was endorsed by The United States of Brazilian impero2.
- : Pavel420 was endorsed by The Republic of Superlols.
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