The Imperial Republic of Paulotzia is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Emperor Paul I with an iron fist, and remarkable for its frequent executions, aversion to nipples, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 20.891 billion Paulotzians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Paulopolis. The average income tax rate is 87.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Paulotzian economy, worth a remarkable 4,619 trillion Paulies a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 221,134 Paulies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Politicians who vacation in East Lebatuck lose their jobs upon their return, the inside lane of every highway is for parked vehicles only, monarchs only get custody of the royal crown on holidays and weekends, and military minds worry that 'the blue screen of death' on brand new operating systems may be a literal description. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Paulotzia's national animal is the Imperial Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Secularism.

Paulotzia is ranked 14,768^th in the world and 65^th in Europeia for Most Stationary, with 1,494.0188007718 days.