Most Valuable International Artwork: 6,314thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,561stMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,135th
The Socialist Federal Republic of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Pro Paulistania Fiant Eximia
Influence
Sprat
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Below Average

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Paulistania

Population956 million

CapitalSão Paulo
LeaderPresidente

CurrencyBandeirantes
AnimalOnça Suçuarana

The Socialist Federal Republic of Paulistania is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Presidente with an even hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, keen interest in outer space, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate population of 956 million Paulistanians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of São Paulo. The average income tax rate is 48.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Paulistanian economy, worth 131 trillion Bandeiranteses a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an impressive 137,380 Bandeiranteses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

There have been reports of people marrying housepets, state media features lively debates such as whether pineapple on pizza is an acceptable topping, thieves find battery shops juicier targets than banks, and the diplomatic corps tends to open negotiations by insulting all the foreigners in the room. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Paulistania's national animal is the Onça Suçuarana, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Paulistania is ranked 144,079th in the world and 789th in The Communist Bloc for Most Stationary, with 76.4557496794 days.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 6,314thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,561stMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,135thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 8,719thLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,045thMost Inclusive: 9,177thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 9,610thMost Secular: 9,797thHealthiest Citizens: 11,675thTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 14,215thLongest Average Lifespans: 14,270thHighest Disposable Incomes: 14,963rdHighest Food Quality: 15,490thMost Compassionate Citizens: 15,558thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 15,786thLargest Insurance Industry: 16,180thBest Weather: 16,470thMost Influential: 17,184thLowest Crime Rates: 17,414thMost Pacifist: 17,665thMost Developed: 17,777thSmartest Citizens: 18,426thNicest Citizens: 18,872ndHighest Average Incomes: 19,007thMost Beautiful Environments: 25,527th
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 24th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 24th in the regionMost Average: 31st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 44th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 79th in the regionTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 114th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 145th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 156th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Paulistania, the diplomatic corps tends to open negotiations by insulting all the foreigners in the room.
  • : Following new legislation in Paulistania, thieves find battery shops juicier targets than banks.
  • : Following new legislation in Paulistania, state media features lively debates such as whether pineapple on pizza is an acceptable topping.
  • : Following new legislation in Paulistania, there have been reports of people marrying housepets.
  • : Paulistania voted for the World Assembly Resolution "International Scientific Cooperation".
  • : Following new legislation in Paulistania, the nation's universities are often mistaken for foreign embassies.
  • : Following new legislation in Paulistania, Presidente's campaign events reach their climax when the celebrity endorsers reveal themselves.
  • : Following new legislation in Paulistania, programmes of questionable content are shown at peak-hours.
  • : Following new legislation in Paulistania, teenagers performing appendectomies on their friends has become a popular schoolyard prank.
  • : Following new legislation in Paulistania, space shuttles regularly launch rubbish into space.

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