The Republic of Parvonia is a colossal, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 8.292 billion Parvonians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, with Welfare, Healthcare, and Public Transport also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.9%.

The strong Parvonian economy, worth 301 trillion Parvonish Reais a year, is quite specialized and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Soda Sales. Average income is 36,391 Parvonish Reais, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 234,548 per year while the poor average 2,281, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Parvonia's national animal is the Golden Hen, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Parvonia is ranked 274,132^nd in the world and 151^st in Portugal for Lowest Crime Rates, with 38.58 law-abiding acts per hour.