Population | 11.64 billion |
Capital | Esch-sur-Alzette |
Leader | Viceroy Charles XV |
Faith | Christianity |
Currency | Septim |
Animal | gryphon |
The Holy Realm of Parvacoetia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Viceroy Charles XV with an iron fist, and notable for its frequent executions, rampant corporate plagiarism, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, cynical, cheerful, devout population of 11.64 billion Parvacoetians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Esch-sur-Alzette. The average income tax rate is 34.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Parvacoetian economy, worth a remarkable 1,193 trillion Septims a year, is highly specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Basket Weaving, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 102,573 Septims, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.
The disabled are forced to undergo an MRI scan every time they pick up their benefit payments, there's nothing more rock-and-roll than absolute sobriety, visiting dignitaries make excuses to leave functions early and head to the nearest pub, and officer recruitment and police brutality have reached an all-time high. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Parvacoetia's national animal is the gryphon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.
Parvacoetia is ranked 88,563rd in the world and 979th in Lazarus for Most Stationary, with 514.3047402892 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Parvacoetia, officer recruitment and police brutality have reached an all-time high.
- : Following new legislation in Parvacoetia, visiting dignitaries make excuses to leave functions early and head to the nearest pub.
- : Following new legislation in Parvacoetia, there's nothing more rock-and-roll than absolute sobriety.
- : Following new legislation in Parvacoetia, the disabled are forced to undergo an MRI scan every time they pick up their benefit payments.
- : Following new legislation in Parvacoetia, baby dolls thrown in the trash are a leading cause of panic attacks.
- : Following new legislation in Parvacoetia, tourists often cite 'hiding money in an off-shore banking account' as their main reason to visit the nation.
- : Following new legislation in Parvacoetia, polygraphs are relegated to the dungeon exhibit in castle museums.
- : Following new legislation in Parvacoetia, all fantasy fiction has officially been deemed non-canon.
- : Following new legislation in Parvacoetia, the government recently relinquished its monopoly on the mail service.
- : Following new legislation in Parvacoetia, anyone who so much as looks at Royalty without the proper amount of deference is punished.