Most Devout: 41stMost Ignorant Citizens: 281stLargest Agricultural Sector: 567th
The Holy Realm of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Wherever an altar is found, there civilization exists.
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Parvacoetia

Population11.64 billion

CapitalEsch-sur-Alzette
LeaderViceroy Charles XV
FaithChristianity

CurrencySeptim
Animalgryphon

The Holy Realm of Parvacoetia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Viceroy Charles XV with an iron fist, and notable for its frequent executions, rampant corporate plagiarism, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, cynical, cheerful, devout population of 11.64 billion Parvacoetians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Esch-sur-Alzette. The average income tax rate is 34.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Parvacoetian economy, worth a remarkable 1,193 trillion Septims a year, is highly specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Basket Weaving, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 102,573 Septims, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

The disabled are forced to undergo an MRI scan every time they pick up their benefit payments, there's nothing more rock-and-roll than absolute sobriety, visiting dignitaries make excuses to leave functions early and head to the nearest pub, and officer recruitment and police brutality have reached an all-time high. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Parvacoetia's national animal is the gryphon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.

Parvacoetia is ranked 88,563rd in the world and 979th in Lazarus for Most Stationary, with 514.3047402892 days.

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Most Devout: 41stMost Ignorant Citizens: 281stLargest Agricultural Sector: 567thMost Cultured: 616thMost Primitive: 1,112thMost Patriotic: 1,559thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,277thTop
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Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,693rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,880thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,537thLowest Crime Rates: 8,640thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 11,694thMost Efficient Economies: 14,421stTop
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Best Weather: 20,228thMost Corrupt Governments: 20,471stHighest Disposable Incomes: 21,284thHighest Economic Output: 23,842ndMost Subsidized Industry: 25,561st
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Most Devout: 3rd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 11th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 25th in the regionMost Cultured: 25th in the regionMost Patriotic: 40th in the regionMost Primitive: 55th in the regionTop
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 138th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 177th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 178th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 349th in the regionTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 547th in the regionMost Influential: 804th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 820th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 869th in the regionMost Stationary: 979th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Parvacoetia, officer recruitment and police brutality have reached an all-time high.
  • : Following new legislation in Parvacoetia, visiting dignitaries make excuses to leave functions early and head to the nearest pub.
  • : Following new legislation in Parvacoetia, there's nothing more rock-and-roll than absolute sobriety.
  • : Following new legislation in Parvacoetia, the disabled are forced to undergo an MRI scan every time they pick up their benefit payments.
  • : Following new legislation in Parvacoetia, baby dolls thrown in the trash are a leading cause of panic attacks.
  • : Following new legislation in Parvacoetia, tourists often cite 'hiding money in an off-shore banking account' as their main reason to visit the nation.
  • : Following new legislation in Parvacoetia, polygraphs are relegated to the dungeon exhibit in castle museums.
  • : Following new legislation in Parvacoetia, all fantasy fiction has officially been deemed non-canon.
  • : Following new legislation in Parvacoetia, the government recently relinquished its monopoly on the mail service.
  • : Following new legislation in Parvacoetia, anyone who so much as looks at Royalty without the proper amount of deference is punished.

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