The Colony of PARTIYA DIMITRI is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Lord Jacob Franc Dimitri with an even hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, ubiquitous missile silos, and prohibition of alcohol. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 3.858 billion PARTIYA DIMITRIians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chicago. The average income tax rate is 70.8%.

The frighteningly efficient PARTIYA DIMITRIian economy, worth 448 trillion Rupiahs a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Retail. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 116,124 Rupiahs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.

Students do more community service than homework, 4-year-olds studying for their mathematics exams are anxious that they will be unemployable in adulthood if they fail, little kids often wonder why strange grown-ups are following them around the soft play areas, and grinning punters say that casino roulette is the greatest high that life has to offer. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. PARTIYA DIMITRI's national animal is the Monkey, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Muslim.

PARTIYA DIMITRI is ranked 14,458^th in the world and 766^th in Balder for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 1,516.19 Tourists Per Hour.