Population | 8.198 billion |
Capital | Doha |
Leader | Nasser Al-Khelaifi |
Faith | Qatarism |
Currency | Riyal |
Animal | Arabian Oryx |
The Crony Corrupt Qatari Club of Paris Saint-Germain is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Nasser Al-Khelaifi with an iron fist, and renowned for its frequent executions, free-roaming dinosaurs, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 8.198 billion Qataris are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.
The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order and Industry are also considered important, while Environment and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Doha. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 2.9%.
The frighteningly efficient Qatari economy, worth a remarkable 2,191 trillion Riyals a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Gambling, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 267,309 Riyals, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,477,777 per year while the poor average 2,736, a ratio of 905 to 1.
Heart attacks are regarded as a coming of age ritual, Nasser Al-Khelaifi's reputation is hard as nails, morale within the seismologist community has hit rock bottom, and murder comes with a cash prize if the victim was previously incarcerated. Crime is pervasive, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. Paris Saint-Germain's national animal is the Arabian Oryx, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Qatarism.
Paris Saint-Germain is ranked 187,422nd in the world and 2nd in FIFA Lands for Most Stationary, with 66.71751285632 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Paris Saint-Germain, murder comes with a cash prize if the victim was previously incarcerated.
- : Following new legislation in Paris Saint-Germain, morale within the seismologist community has hit rock bottom.
- : Following new legislation in Paris Saint-Germain, Nasser Al-Khelaifi's reputation is hard as nails.
- : Following new legislation in Paris Saint-Germain, heart attacks are regarded as a coming of age ritual.
- : Following new legislation in Paris Saint-Germain, Maths Professor Barbie is the most popular toy for boys and girls alike.
- : Paris Saint-Germain's influence in FIFA Lands rose from "Handshaker" to "Duckspeaker".
- : Following new legislation in Paris Saint-Germain, the entire entry for Paris Saint-Germain in the Hitchhiker's Guide to the World reads 'mostly harmless'.
- : Paris Saint-Germain's influence in FIFA Lands rose from "Truckler" to "Handshaker".
- : Following new legislation in Paris Saint-Germain, chickens roam the streets freely.
- : Following new legislation in Paris Saint-Germain, being sent to collections is more dangerous than ever.