Population | 5.307 billion |
Capital | Arronche |
Leader | the Chairman of the Confederacy |
Currency | cara |
Animal | lion |
The Socialist Confederacy of Parangaba is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by the Chairman of the Confederacy with an iron fist, and remarkable for its lack of airports, smutty television, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful population of 5.307 billion Parangabans are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.
The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Arronche. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Parangaban economy, worth a remarkable 1,012 trillion caras a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 190,759 caras, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Families waiting for delayed pipe installations hope daily for rain, tourists visiting the nation are harangued for being capitalist pig-dogs, the latest superhero movie features a caped lion with adamantium claws, and companies struggle to cover for the hordes of employees on parental leave. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Parangaba's national animal is the lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Parangaba is ranked 195,848th in the world and 833rd in The Communist Bloc for Most Stationary, with 53.05793826512 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Parangaba, companies struggle to cover for the hordes of employees on parental leave.
- : Following new legislation in Parangaba, the latest superhero movie features a caped lion with adamantium claws.
- : Following new legislation in Parangaba, tourists visiting the nation are harangued for being capitalist pig-dogs.
- : Following new legislation in Parangaba, families waiting for delayed pipe installations hope daily for rain.
- : Following new legislation in Parangaba, politicians "baring all" for the camera isn't always a figure of speech.
- : Following new legislation in Parangaba, boats straying just metres away from the shore will raise the ire of the Coast Guard.
- : Parangaba was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
- : Following new legislation in Parangaba, The Chairman of the Confederacy's speeches are beloved by insomniacs.
- : Following new legislation in Parangaba, the Smalltopian embassy doubles as an electoral campaign headquarters.
- : Parangaba was endorsed by The United Socialist States of North Goiky.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 15 » Pridneprovye, Egothyzu, Libisia, Valoptia, Democratic Republic of Acember, Socialist UwU, Urali, Anerchi, De Eon, Old Corus, Eindhoven-Veldhoven, West Irtinaraxiopia, Brauengen, Celedaria, and North Goiky.