Population | 23.545 billion |
Capital | Grainville |
Leader | High Lord and Supreme Baron PapaJacky |
Faith | Lovetism |
Currency | Loaf |
Animal | Pig |
The Dominion of PapaJacky is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by High Lord and Supreme Baron PapaJacky with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, free-roaming dinosaurs, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 23.545 billion Jackens are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Administration, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Defense and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Grainville. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient PapaJackyian economy, worth an astonishing 10,887 trillion Loaves a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 462,416 Loaves, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Sales of disinfectant wipes have skyrocketed, many marriages go virtually unconsummated, children are raised bilingual from an early age, and Thomas the Spank Engine is the most popular and controversial children's show in the nation. Crime is totally unknown. PapaJacky's national animal is the Pig, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Lovetism.
PapaJacky is ranked 11th in the world and 2nd in Papastan for Nicest Citizens, with 289.69 average smiles per day.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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PapaJacky, Thomas the Spank Engine is the most popular and controversial children's show in the nation.
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PapaJacky, children are raised bilingual from an early age.
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PapaJacky, many marriages go virtually unconsummated.
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PapaJacky, sales of disinfectant wipes have skyrocketed.
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PapaJacky, turning the other cheek is accompanied by a polite letter of complaint.
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PapaJacky, citizens are strongly encouraged to breathe less so as to limit the carbon footprint.
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PapaJacky, park rangers struggle to deal with a rash of stolen pic-a-nic baskets.
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PapaJacky, the new Refuse Hills housing development is under construction.
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PapaJacky, political spontaneity takes a lot of planning.
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PapaJacky, many of the unemployed have had the fight taken out of them.