Population | 21.685 billion |
Capital | Grainville |
Leader | High Lord and Supreme Baron PapaJacky |
Faith | Lovetism |
Currency | Loaf |
Animal | Pig |
The Dominion of PapaJacky is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by High Lord and Supreme Baron PapaJacky with a fair hand, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, rampant corporate plagiarism, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 21.685 billion Jackens love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.
The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Administration, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Defense and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Grainville. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient PapaJackyian economy, worth a remarkable 9,607 trillion Loaves a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 443,046 Loaves, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
It is illegal to distribute Girl Guide Cookies without an advanced food hygiene diploma, polygraphs are relegated to the dungeon exhibit in castle museums, only adults may purchase violent video games, and the nation has an international reputation for compassion. Crime is totally unknown. PapaJacky's national animal is the Pig, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Lovetism.
PapaJacky is ranked 123rd in the world and 2nd in Papastan for Most Cultured, scoring 814 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in PapaJacky, the nation has an international reputation for compassion.
- : Following new legislation in PapaJacky, only adults may purchase violent video games.
- : Following new legislation in PapaJacky, polygraphs are relegated to the dungeon exhibit in castle museums.
- : Following new legislation in PapaJacky, it is illegal to distribute Girl Guide Cookies without an advanced food hygiene diploma.
- : Following new legislation in PapaJacky, hipster cyclists declare that "metal is dead".
- : Following new legislation in PapaJacky, pre-takeoff checks last longer than the flights themselves.
- : Following new legislation in PapaJacky, Catherine Gratwick's campaign support is considered seminal.
- : Following new legislation in PapaJacky, in distant lands the nation is known as a lovely place that was even better in the good old days.
- : Following new legislation in PapaJacky, a recent political speech drew the ire of nerds everywhere after the speaker claimed that Darth Vader was Harry Potter's father.
- : Following new legislation in PapaJacky, the new national mascot has to be wheeled onto the field of play.