Rudest Citizens: 6thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 8thLargest Retail Industry: 9th
The Galactic Trade Conglomerate of
Anarchy
Omnēs Enim Aliēnōs Galaxiārum Prōvidēmus
Influence
Power
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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PapaDracky

Population15.178 billion

CapitalTower of Consumption
LeaderKing CREAM
FaithProfitism

CurrencyCredit
AnimalElcor

The Galactic Trade Conglomerate of PapaDracky is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by King CREAM with a fair hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, feral children, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 15.178 billion Drackonians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tower of Consumption. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient PapaDrackyian economy, worth a remarkable 9,527 trillion Credits a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Information Technology, and Soda Sales. Average income is a breathtaking 627,746 Credits, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 5,879,740 per year while the poor average 5,648, a ratio of 1,041 to 1.

Tower of Consumption's iconic yellow taxis are nowhere to be seen, things are looking up for sentient toilet bowls, vital intelligence-gathering activities are often put on hold for Call of Honor tournaments, and kids who move from attending a public school in the city to the country often struggle in goat milking class. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. PapaDracky's national animal is the Elcor, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Profitism.

PapaDracky is ranked 12th in the world and 1st in Papastan for Highest Crime Rates, with 331.73 crimes per hour.

Top
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Rudest Citizens: 6thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 8thLargest Retail Industry: 9thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 11thLargest Gambling Industry: 12thHighest Crime Rates: 12thFattest Citizens: 13thMost Avoided: 13thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 14thMost Armed: 15thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 26thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 28thMost Rebellious Youth: 37thHighest Disposable Incomes: 52ndLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 71stMost Scientifically Advanced: 105thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 105thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 138thHighest Average Incomes: 142ndMost Corrupt Governments: 180thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 181stLargest Insurance Industry: 187thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 194thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 195thMost Efficient Economies: 215thLargest Mining Sector: 220thMost Secular: 595thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 653rdHighest Economic Output: 672ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 909thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,095thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,871stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,665thTop
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Most Stationary: 8,311thMost Valuable International Artwork: 9,012thMost Subsidized Industry: 10,510thNudest: 11,130thLargest Black Market: 12,022ndMost Influential: 12,119thSmartest Citizens: 12,329thTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 17,051stLargest Populations: 19,365thLargest Publishing Industry: 19,658thHighest Drug Use: 21,177thMost Pro-Market: 21,743rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 25,821stLargest Governments: 26,558th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in PapaDracky, kids who move from attending a public school in the city to the country often struggle in goat milking class.
  • : Following new legislation in PapaDracky, vital intelligence-gathering activities are often put on hold for Call of Honor tournaments.
  • : Following new legislation in PapaDracky, things are looking up for sentient toilet bowls.
  • : Following new legislation in PapaDracky, Tower of Consumption's iconic yellow taxis are nowhere to be seen.
  • : Following new legislation in PapaDracky, it is typical to be greeted by a string of curse words in PapaDrackyian restaurants.
  • : Following new legislation in PapaDracky, foragers descend on national cemeteries for 'all-you-can-dig-up' extravaganzas.
  • : Following new legislation in PapaDracky, signatures have been replaced with illegible scribbles.
  • : Following new legislation in PapaDracky, it's often raining men (hallelujah) in Tower of Consumption.
  • : Following new legislation in PapaDracky, one can walk from one side of Tower of Consumption to the other without setting foot on PapaDrackyian soil.
  • : Following new legislation in PapaDracky, families burn King CREAM's latest official photograph to keep warm.

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