Population | 20.999 billion |
Capital | Tower of Consumption |
Leader | King CREAM |
Faith | Profitism |
Currency | Credit |
Animal | Elcor |
The Galactic Trade Conglomerate of PapaDracky is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by King CREAM with a fair hand, and renowned for its unlimited-speed roads, free-roaming dinosaurs, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 20.999 billion Drackonians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.
The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Industry, with Environment and Law & Order not funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tower of Consumption. Income tax is unheard of.
The frighteningly efficient PapaDrackyian economy, worth an astonishing 14,998 trillion Credits a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Information Technology, and Soda Sales. Average income is a breathtaking 714,251 Credits, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 6,690,130 per year while the poor average 6,424, a ratio of 1,041 to 1.
A PhD just ain't what it used to be, photos of picturesque coastal buildings are set against a backdrop of smokestacks and ship hulls, King CREAM's webseries about the alleged hauntings of Tower of Consumption generates millions of views, and firebombing politicians' offices has become a common way of expressing dissatisfaction. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, probably because of the absence of a police force. PapaDracky's national animal is the Elcor, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Profitism.
PapaDracky is ranked 154th in the world and 1st in Papastan for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 31,023.86 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : PapaDracky was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.
- : Following new legislation in PapaDracky, firebombing politicians' offices has become a common way of expressing dissatisfaction.
- : Following new legislation in PapaDracky, King CREAM's webseries about the alleged hauntings of Tower of Consumption generates millions of views.
- : Following new legislation in PapaDracky, photos of picturesque coastal buildings are set against a backdrop of smokestacks and ship hulls.
- : Following new legislation in PapaDracky, a PhD just ain't what it used to be.
- : Following new legislation in PapaDracky, books are so highly regarded in PapaDracky that libraries are often revered as holy shrines.
- : Following new legislation in PapaDracky, restaurant owners fear visits from government officials more than the actual food critics.
- : Following new legislation in PapaDracky, water fights now end with thousands dead.
- : Following new legislation in PapaDracky, King CREAM's Twitcher account is typically used to share Elcor memes rather than government policy.
- : Following new legislation in PapaDracky, frequent broken zippers have resulted in safety pins making a fashion comeback.