Largest Agricultural Sector: 4,057thLargest Mining Sector: 8,012thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9,144th
The Blabla poowee of
Moralistic Democracy
Never fear. The lord is with you
Influence
Nipper
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Some

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Paodut

Population1.1 billion

CapitalZorodapura
LeaderPrime Minister Bobson Campbell

Currencyramparg
Animalpsychic

The Blabla poowee of Paodut is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Prime Minister Bobson Campbell with an even hand, and remarkable for its teetotalling pirates, sprawling nuclear power plants, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 1.1 billion Paodutians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zorodapura. The average income tax rate is 66.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Paodutian economy, worth 135 trillion rampargs a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 123,473 rampargs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.

Midnight pizza breaks are common among the work-from-home population, Prime Minister Bobson Campbell is worshipped as a god, school children declare that teachers "may confiscate our toys but they can never take our FREEDOM", and people are bored of easy crossword puzzles. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Paodut's national animal is the psychic, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Paodut is ranked 16,349th in the world and 30th in Chicken overlords for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 23,806.33 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.

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5%
Largest Agricultural Sector: 4,057thLargest Mining Sector: 8,012thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9,144thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10,889thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 11,986thMost Valuable International Artwork: 12,501stTop
10%
Most Devout: 13,240thMost Corrupt Governments: 13,373rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 16,226thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 16,349thLargest Black Market: 17,839thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 18,533rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 20,265thMost Developed: 22,319thMost Subsidized Industry: 22,605thHighest Average Incomes: 24,545thMost Patriotic: 24,714th
Top
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 10th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 12th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 15th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 15th in the regionMost Developed: 20th in the regionLargest Governments: 26th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 27th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 30th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 43rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 45th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 49th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 60th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 61st in the regionMost Patriotic: 64th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 75th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 83rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 94th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 109th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 114th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 121st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 136th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 152nd in the regionTop
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Most Devout: 211th in the regionSafest: 223rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 267th in the regionLargest Black Market: 324th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 498th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 605th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 807th in the regionMost Average: 824th in the regionMost Conservative: 837th in the regionTop
10%
Most Income Equality: 1,080th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,771st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Paodut's influence in Chicken overlords rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
  • : Paodut was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector and Most Patriotic.
  • : Following new legislation in Paodut, people are bored of easy crossword puzzles.
  • : Following new legislation in Paodut, school children declare that teachers "may confiscate our toys but they can never take our FREEDOM".
  • : Following new legislation in Paodut, Prime Minister Bobson Campbell is worshipped as a god.
  • : Following new legislation in Paodut, midnight pizza breaks are common among the work-from-home population.
  • : Following new legislation in Paodut, the government's official stance on religion is that it is so very silly.
  • : Following new legislation in Paodut, possession of tomato seeds with intent to garden is a criminal offence.
  • : Paodut's influence in Chicken overlords rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
  • : Paodut's influence in Chicken overlords rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".

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