The Blabla poowee of Paodut is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Prime Minister Bobson Campbell with an even hand, and remarkable for its teetotalling pirates, sprawling nuclear power plants, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 1.1 billion Paodutians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zorodapura. The average income tax rate is 66.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Paodutian economy, worth 135 trillion rampargs a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 123,473 rampargs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.

Midnight pizza breaks are common among the work-from-home population, Prime Minister Bobson Campbell is worshipped as a god, school children declare that teachers "may confiscate our toys but they can never take our FREEDOM", and people are bored of easy crossword puzzles. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Paodut's national animal is the psychic, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Paodut is ranked 16,349^th in the world and 30^th in Chicken overlords for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 23,806.33 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.