The Minarchism of Pangeana is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Futa Nari Y Memento Nonoc with an even hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, ubiquitous missile silos, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate population of 2.518 billion Pangeanoes are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Calimayan. The average income tax rate is 89.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Pangeanan economy, worth 340 trillion pangeos a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 135,274 pangeos, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The arms industry is strictly regulated, first-time moms are expected to be experienced parents from day one, school teachers check the staff room for hidden webcams before complaining about rebellious students, and agriculture is heavily subsidized by the government. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pangeana's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Ateismo.

Pangeana is ranked 197,625^th in the world and 24^th in The Democratic Commonwealth for Most Extreme, scoring 9.09 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.