The Republic of Pangeaeae is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Fireheart with a fair hand, and notable for its ban on automobiles, smutty television, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 4.951 billion Pangeaeaens hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Healthcare, Environment, and Administration are also considered important, while Defense and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Orynth. The average income tax rate is 82.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Pangeaeaean economy, worth 672 trillion JEPS a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 135,881 JEPS, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Beggars lack pockets for spare change, supervisors in Pangeaeae commonly tie bells on their necks to alert employees of their presence, the nation's politicians are known more for the internet memes they spawn than any of their accomplishments, and conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings. Crime is totally unknown. Pangeaeae's national animal is the Stag, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Nofkyology.

Pangeaeae is ranked 274,359^th in the world and 1,785^th in The Communist Bloc for Fattest Citizens, with 3.29 Obesity Rate.