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Civil Rights
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Economy
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Panama Head

Population3.396 billion

CurrencyYen
AnimalRattlesnake

The Community of Panama Head is a massive, pleasant nation, notable for its frequent executions, public floggings, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 3.396 billion Panama Headians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Welfare, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 21.3%.

The Panama Headian economy, worth 154 trillion Yen a year, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Retail, Pizza Delivery, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 45,542 Yen, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

Many parents are becoming frustrated with their children's choices in spouses, blind students are at a disadvantage now that test papers printed in braille have been discontinued, old folks reminisce about the last time someone was acquitted of a crime, and the military is slashing spending on conventional arms and diverting it to spending on prosthetic arms. Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Panama Head's national animal is the Rattlesnake.

Panama Head is ranked 41,163rd in the world and 50th in Telekinesis for Largest Retail Industry, scoring 4,779.5 on the Shrinkwrap Consignment Productivity Index.

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Most Ignorant Citizens: 17th in the regionBest Weather: 31st in the regionMost Conservative: 34th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 50th in the regionTop
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Largest Populations: 55th in the regionLargest Black Market: 57th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 58th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 60th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 61st in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 63rd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 69th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 87th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 88th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 99th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Panama Head's influence in Telekinesis rose from "Minnow" to "Sprat".
  • : Panama Head's influence in Telekinesis rose from "Nipper" to "Minnow".
  • : Panama Head's influence in Telekinesis rose from "Zero" to "Nipper".
  • : Panama Head relocated from ATOMIC to Telekinesis.
  • : Following new legislation in Panama Head, the military is slashing spending on conventional arms and diverting it to spending on prosthetic arms.
  • : Following new legislation in Panama Head, old folks reminisce about the last time someone was acquitted of a crime.
  • : Following new legislation in Panama Head, blind students are at a disadvantage now that test papers printed in braille have been discontinued.
  • : Following new legislation in Panama Head, many parents are becoming frustrated with their children's choices in spouses.
  • : Following new legislation in Panama Head, Leader is too busy listening to praise to get any work done.
  • : Panama Head's influence in ATOMIC fell from "Vassal" to "Apprentice".

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