Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 163rdHighest Drug Use: 247thHighest Crime Rates: 421st
The Hordes of
Capitalizt
Unlockable: Awaiting legislation.
Influence
Newcomer
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Good

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Pamirs

Population30.747 billion

CapitalPamirs

Currencysomoni
Animallion

The Hordes of Pamirs is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, flagrant waste-dumping, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 30.747 billion Pamirsians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pamirs. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Pamirsian economy, worth a remarkable 6,445 trillion somonis a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Gambling, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 209,641 somonis, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,942,167 per year while the poor average 2,160, a ratio of 899 to 1.

Builders spend more time negotiating "tasteful architecture" than on actual construction, cars speed down national highways while drivers sleep at the wheel, the booming slave trade is now government-funded, and computer users are buried daily in thousands of unsolicited emails. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Pamirs's national animal is the lion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Pamirs is ranked 233,420th in the world and 7,123rd in Balder for Most Stationary, with 23.21538097548 days.

Top
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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 163rdHighest Drug Use: 247thHighest Crime Rates: 421stLowest Overall Tax Burden: 483rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 636thMost Armed: 636thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 743rdMost Avoided: 812thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 857thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 989thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,004thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,065thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,330thFattest Citizens: 1,341stHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,519thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,572ndHighest Economic Output: 2,090thTop
5%
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,555thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,874thLargest Populations: 4,078thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 4,198thRudest Citizens: 5,090thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 7,375thHighest Average Incomes: 8,838thLargest Retail Industry: 9,057thLargest Mining Sector: 9,213thLargest Publishing Industry: 11,548thLargest Information Technology Sector: 11,669thMost Scientifically Advanced: 14,266thTop
10%
Nudest: 18,350thSmartest Citizens: 18,648thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 19,441stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 21,380thMost Efficient Economies: 22,354thMost Pro-Market: 24,896th
Top
1%
Highest Drug Use: 10th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 16th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 22nd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 29th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 29th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 30th in the regionMost Armed: 33rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 37th in the regionMost Avoided: 38th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 54th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 56th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 60th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 69th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 72nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 74th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 86th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 96th in the regionTop
5%
Largest Populations: 107th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 114th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 125th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 157th in the regionRudest Citizens: 223rd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 224th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 386th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 389th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 519th in the regionTop
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 542nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 560th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 620th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 637th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 705th in the regionNudest: 743rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 809th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Pamirs's influence in Balder rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
  • : Pamirs's influence in Balder rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
  • : Pamirs's influence in Balder rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
  • : Pamirs was refounded in Balder.
  • : Pamirs ceased to exist in Osiris.
  • : Pamirs's influence in Osiris rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
  • : Pamirs's influence in Osiris rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
  • : Pamirs was refounded in Osiris.
  • : Pamirs ceased to exist in Egypt.
  • : Pamirs was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Survivors.

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