Most Extreme: 1stLargest Retail Industry: 8thHighest Crime Rates: 10th
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Economy
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Pallidonia

Population12.1 billion

CurrencyHorse
AnimalDollar

The PS2 Puppet of Pallidonia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, renowned for its museums and concert halls, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 12.1 billion Pallidonians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken individuals is effectively ruled by the Department of Industry, with Law & Order and Environment not funded at all. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Pallidonian economy, worth a remarkable 3,829 trillion Horses a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Soda Sales, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is an amazing 316,449 Horses, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,276,396 per year while the poor average 14,169, a ratio of 160 to 1.

City budgets are spent entirely on supporting the town royalty, Leader has been seen stealthily slicing fifths off bread loaves, foreign despots proudly bandstand on Pallidonian airwaves, and the government is known to care more about its buildings than its people. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Pallidonia's national animal is the Dollar, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Pallidonia is ranked 205,524th in the world and 7,611th in the South Pacific for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring -74.5 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

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Most Extreme: 1stLargest Retail Industry: 8thHighest Crime Rates: 10thRudest Citizens: 11thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 12thMost Armed: 15thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 18thLargest Gambling Industry: 24thFattest Citizens: 51stMost Rebellious Youth: 83rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 90thMost Avoided: 110thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 113thMost Ignorant Citizens: 140thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 222ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 359thHighest Disposable Incomes: 557thMost Cheerful Citizens: 691stMost Extensive Civil Rights: 994thHighest Drug Use: 1,018thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1,236thMost Politically Free: 1,328thMost Pro-Market: 1,424thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,459thHighest Average Incomes: 1,652ndLargest Mining Sector: 1,745thTop
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,184thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,315thHighest Economic Output: 2,887thMost Efficient Economies: 3,161stMost Cultured: 5,363rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 6,252ndMost Devout: 6,923rdNudest: 8,433rdTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 10,828thLargest Black Market: 12,932ndLargest Insurance Industry: 13,877thMost Inclusive: 16,217thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 16,808thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 18,620th
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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionMost Extreme: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 2nd in the regionMost Armed: 2nd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 5th in the regionMost Politically Free: 5th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Avoided: 5th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 5th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 5th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 7th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 7th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 8th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 14th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 15th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 28th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 35th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 36th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 47th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 53rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 59th in the regionTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 94th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 102nd in the regionMost Cultured: 158th in the regionMost Devout: 184th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 216th in the regionLargest Populations: 223rd in the regionNudest: 271st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 296th in the regionLargest Black Market: 367th in the regionTop
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Largest Insurance Industry: 466th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 533rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 586th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 588th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Pallidonia, the government is known to care more about its buildings than its people.
  • : Following new legislation in Pallidonia, foreign despots proudly bandstand on Pallidonian airwaves.
  • : Following new legislation in Pallidonia, Leader has been seen stealthily slicing fifths off bread loaves.
  • : Following new legislation in Pallidonia, city budgets are spent entirely on supporting the town royalty.
  • : Following new legislation in Pallidonia, heartwarming sentiments are even hotter now.
  • : Pallidonia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
  • : Following new legislation in Pallidonia, the nation's most "productive" diamond mine hasn't been operational for seven months.
  • : Following new legislation in Pallidonia, the newest shade developed by Pallidonia's dye industry has been dubbed 'Agent Orange'.
  • : Following new legislation in Pallidonia, Pallidonia City's main city thoroughfare has been blocked by a row of leyland cypresses that mysteriously appeared overnight.
  • : Following new legislation in Pallidonia, the streets are increasingly clogged with poverty-stricken beggars.

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