Most Extreme: 2ndLargest Retail Industry: 5thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 6th
The PS2 Puppet of
Anarchy
Stop reading my motto!
Influence
Nipper
Civil Rights
Frightening
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Corrupted

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Pallidonia

Population14.734 billion

CapitalCapital
Leaderabsolutely nobody
FaithAnarchy

CurrencyHorse
AnimalDollar

The PS2 Puppet of Pallidonia is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by absolutely nobody with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, feral children, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 14.734 billion Pallidonians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken individuals is effectively ruled by the Department of Industry, with Law & Order and Environment not funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Pallidonian economy, worth a remarkable 5,145 trillion Horses a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Soda Sales, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is an amazing 349,208 Horses, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,512,048 per year while the poor average 15,636, a ratio of 160 to 1.

Government statisticians explain census inaccuracies by declaring that "Sith happens", politicians "baring all" for the camera isn't always a figure of speech, artists from across the nation compete to renovate the restrooms of old government buildings, and Absolutely nobody's new door-knocking campaign has the sweet taste of success. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Pallidonia's national animal is the Dollar, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Anarchy.

Pallidonia is ranked 247,537th in the world and 8,483rd in the South Pacific for Safest, scoring 1.05 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.

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Most Extreme: 2ndLargest Retail Industry: 5thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 6thHighest Crime Rates: 6thRudest Citizens: 8thMost Armed: 10thLargest Gambling Industry: 14thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 17thMost Avoided: 31stFattest Citizens: 32ndMost Rebellious Youth: 51stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 68thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 73rdMost Ignorant Citizens: 99thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 152ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 307thHighest Disposable Incomes: 411thMost Cheerful Citizens: 464thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 994thHighest Drug Use: 1,020thMost Politically Free: 1,311thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,323rdMost Pro-Market: 1,350thHighest Average Incomes: 1,361stGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1,381stMost Corrupt Governments: 1,865thLargest Mining Sector: 2,094thHighest Economic Output: 2,127thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,388thTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 2,568thMost Cultured: 5,904thNudest: 8,817thMost Devout: 9,167thMost Inclusive: 10,713thTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 12,633rdLargest Black Market: 13,852ndLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 16,846thLargest Populations: 19,023rd
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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionMost Extreme: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 2nd in the regionMost Armed: 2nd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Avoided: 3rd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 5th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Politically Free: 5th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 5th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 6th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 6th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 7th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 12th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 14th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 28th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 36th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 42nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 43rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 43rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 47th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 53rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 75th in the regionTop
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Nudest: 170th in the regionMost Devout: 173rd in the regionMost Cultured: 176th in the regionLargest Black Market: 201st in the regionLargest Populations: 209th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 385th in the regionMost Inclusive: 396th in the regionTop
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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 503rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 625th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 775th in the regionMost Stationary: 784th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Pallidonia, Absolutely nobody's new door-knocking campaign has the sweet taste of success.
  • : Following new legislation in Pallidonia, artists from across the nation compete to renovate the restrooms of old government buildings.
  • : Following new legislation in Pallidonia, politicians "baring all" for the camera isn't always a figure of speech.
  • : Following new legislation in Pallidonia, government statisticians explain census inaccuracies by declaring that "Sith happens".
  • : Following new legislation in Pallidonia, tabloids coo over Absolutely nobody's expected child.
  • : Following new legislation in Pallidonia, Pallidonian TV is considered cruel and unusual punishment in other countries.
  • : Following new legislation in Pallidonia, most people suffer from some form of hearing loss.
  • : Following new legislation in Pallidonia, economists claim no news is good news.
  • : Following new legislation in Pallidonia, foreign despots proudly bandstand on Pallidonian airwaves.
  • : Pallidonia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry.

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