The State of Palisade Pioneer is a gargantuan, efficient nation, notable for its absence of drug laws, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 28.042 billion Palisade Pioneerians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Industry, although Education is also considered important, while Spirituality and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital Heights. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.9%.

The very strong Palisade Pioneerian economy, worth 864 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is quite specialized and led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Soda Sales, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 30,841 betales, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 209,682 per year while the poor average 1,657, a ratio of 126 to 1.

Voting is voluntary, a large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway, and Palisade Pioneer has designated Capital Heights as its capital city. Crime is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Palisade Pioneer's national animal is the deer, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Palisade Pioneer is ranked 286,796^th in the world and 9^th in Mexico City for Lowest Crime Rates, with 37.08 law-abiding acts per hour.