Largest Insurance Industry: 1,444thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,561stMost Patriotic: 3,564th
The Most Serene Republic of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Never believe the whistleblower
Fyodor Vladislav
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Very Strong
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Palesvania

Population1.38 billion

CapitalGaddafi
LeaderFyodor Vladislav
FaithPropaganda

CurrencySlave
AnimalMothman

The Most Serene Republic of Palesvania is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Fyodor Vladislav with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, disturbing lack of elderly people, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 1.38 billion Palesvanians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order, Administration, and Education also on the agenda, while Welfare and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gaddafi. The average income tax rate is 72.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Palesvanian economy, worth 215 trillion Slaves a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 156,135 Slaves, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

An alabaster statue of an ancient cat-deity takes pride of place in the centre of Gaddafi, betting pennies on games of Go Fish is considered deviant, mandatory spouse selection pairs elderly apparatchiki with stunningly beautiful supermodels, and adults hang around outside comic stores to ask kids to go and buy magazines for them. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Palesvania's national animal is the Mothman, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Propaganda.

Palesvania is ranked 92,247th in the world and 299th in The Communist Bloc for Most Stationary, with 236.46188338652 days.

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Largest Insurance Industry: 1,444thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,561stTop
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Most Patriotic: 3,564thMost Secular: 3,649thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,379thMost Avoided: 4,462ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,453rdMost Corrupt Governments: 5,717thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,601stMost Influential: 6,929thMost Authoritarian: 6,952ndLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 7,715thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7,983rdLargest Black Market: 8,562ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 9,085thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 9,507thMost Conservative: 9,629thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 9,685thLargest Information Technology Sector: 11,264thLargest Mining Sector: 11,789thHighest Poor Incomes: 12,874thTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 13,890thMost Scientifically Advanced: 15,983rdLargest Governments: 20,646thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 22,396thMost Advanced Public Transport: 24,750th
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Largest Insurance Industry: 6th in the regionMost Avoided: 15th in the regionTop
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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 19th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 21st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 27th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 29th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 30th in the regionLargest Black Market: 33rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 35th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 36th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 38th in the regionMost Patriotic: 48th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 59th in the regionMost Conservative: 75th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 83rd in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 92nd in the regionMost Armed: 92nd in the regionMost Extreme: 98th in the regionMost Secular: 121st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 135th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 158th in the region

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