Most Armed: 5,012thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10,126thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 10,697th
The Protectorate of
Moralistic Democracy
Agricultura pro illis qui agriculturam requirunt
Influence
Duckspeaker
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Some

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Paffnicard 5

Population4.488 billion

CapitalSkoptopolis
LeaderAleksandar Vekili
Faithcard farming

Currencybank
Animalcard

The Protectorate of Paffnicard 5 is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Aleksandar Vekili with an even hand, and renowned for its enslaved workforce, zero percent divorce rate, and compulsory gun ownership. The compassionate, devout population of 4.488 billion Paffniacs are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Skoptopolis. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 67.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Paffniac economy, worth 577 trillion banks a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Trout Farming. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 128,640 banks, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 406,584 per year while the poor average 31,075, a ratio of 13.1 to 1.

Small businesses are gobbled up almost daily by corporate giants, mechanics are often exhausted by their work, armed police are cracking down on untaxed collectable-card-trading in local junior schools, and sex offenders find themselves cut off from the ability to repeat their crimes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Paffnicard 5's national animal is the card, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities, and its national religion is card farming.

Paffnicard 5 is ranked 240,653rd in the world and 41st in 10KI Card Farm for Fattest Citizens, with 7.71 Obesity Rate.

Top
5%
Most Armed: 5,012thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10,126thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 10,697thMost Patriotic: 11,544thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11,694thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 13,539thTop
10%
Most Subsidized Industry: 14,339thHealthiest Citizens: 14,597thMost Efficient Economies: 14,794thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 16,111thLowest Crime Rates: 17,171stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 18,560thMost Devout: 21,003rdMost Corrupt Governments: 21,312thMost Compassionate Citizens: 21,423rdLargest Governments: 22,510thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 22,656thHighest Average Incomes: 22,676thLargest Black Market: 24,283rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 25,756thLargest Mining Sector: 26,418thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 26,534thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 27,112th
Top
5%
Most Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 2nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionTop
10%
Most Armed: 3rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3rd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 3rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 5th in the regionMost Stationary: 5th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 5th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 5th in the regionLargest Populations: 5th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Paffnicard 5 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
  • : Paffnicard 5 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
  • : Paffnicard 5 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Mining Sector.
  • : Paffnicard 5 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.
  • : Following new legislation in Paffnicard 5, sex offenders find themselves cut off from the ability to repeat their crimes.
  • : Following new legislation in Paffnicard 5, armed police are cracking down on untaxed collectable-card-trading in local junior schools.
  • : Following new legislation in Paffnicard 5, mechanics are often exhausted by their work.
  • : Following new legislation in Paffnicard 5, small businesses are gobbled up almost daily by corporate giants.
  • : Following new legislation in Paffnicard 5, dreams of entering the Super League have been relegated to the history books.
  • : Paffnicard 5 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Black Market.

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