Population | 8.94 billion |
Capital | The Pharmacy |
Leader | OxyContin |
Faith | OxyContin |
Currency | pill |
Animal | owl |
The Endless Suply of OxyContin is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by OxyContin with an iron fist, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, free-roaming dinosaurs, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 8.94 billion OxyContinians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.
The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Education, with Industry, Environment, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Pharmacy. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 63.5%.
The frighteningly efficient OxyContinian economy, worth a remarkable 1,665 trillion pills a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 186,309 pills, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 752,359 per year while the poor average 30,794, a ratio of 24.4 to 1.
An online tea-bagging epidemic is getting worse and (meta)worse, vaccinations are mandatory, labour strikes are routinely squashed by police, and Owl is one of the most popular forenames in OxyContin. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. OxyContin's national animal is the owl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is OxyContin.
OxyContin is ranked 37,224th in the world and 1st in Opioids for Most Stationary, with 1,222.8663006984 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in OxyContin, Owl is one of the most popular forenames in OxyContin.
- : Following new legislation in OxyContin, labour strikes are routinely squashed by police.
- : OxyContin was reclassified from "Capitalist Paradise" to "Compulsory Consumerist State".
- : Following new legislation in OxyContin, vaccinations are mandatory.
- : Following new legislation in OxyContin, an online tea-bagging epidemic is getting worse and (meta)worse.
- : Following new legislation in OxyContin, the nation is known abroad for fast food and nothing else.
- : Following new legislation in OxyContin, couples kissing on the street are detained for 'unlawful exchange of genetic material'.
- : Following new legislation in OxyContin, the government officially wants you to slow down and speak more clearly.
- : OxyContin was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector.
- : Following new legislation in OxyContin, the automobile industry is sitting up and taking notice of the new 24 hour race events... as are the track's sleepless neighbours.