Largest Retail Industry: 1,825thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,910thMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,683rd
The Endless Suply of
Compulsory Consumerist State
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OxyContin

Population8.94 billion

CapitalThe Pharmacy
LeaderOxyContin
FaithOxyContin

Currencypill
Animalowl

The Endless Suply of OxyContin is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by OxyContin with an iron fist, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, free-roaming dinosaurs, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 8.94 billion OxyContinians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Education, with Industry, Environment, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Pharmacy. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 63.5%.

The frighteningly efficient OxyContinian economy, worth a remarkable 1,665 trillion pills a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 186,309 pills, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 752,359 per year while the poor average 30,794, a ratio of 24.4 to 1.

An online tea-bagging epidemic is getting worse and (meta)worse, vaccinations are mandatory, labour strikes are routinely squashed by police, and Owl is one of the most popular forenames in OxyContin. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. OxyContin's national animal is the owl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is OxyContin.

OxyContin is ranked 37,224th in the world and 1st in Opioids for Most Stationary, with 1,222.8663006984 days.

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Largest Retail Industry: 1,825thTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 3,910thMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,683rdRudest Citizens: 5,759thLargest Publishing Industry: 6,253rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 6,975thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9,664thMost Advanced Public Education: 9,700thMost Developed: 9,769thSmartest Citizens: 10,240thLargest Black Market: 10,379thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 11,209thMost Cultured: 11,461stMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,580thMost Beautiful Environments: 11,722ndMost Efficient Economies: 12,276thHighest Food Quality: 12,324thHighest Average Incomes: 12,422ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 13,278thMost Inclusive: 14,443rdTop
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Highest Economic Output: 15,724thMost Secular: 16,213thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 16,529thMost Corrupt Governments: 19,061stMost Subsidized Industry: 19,755thHighest Disposable Incomes: 19,960thMost Influential: 21,732ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 24,550thLargest Governments: 25,109thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 27,380thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 28,559th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in OxyContin, Owl is one of the most popular forenames in OxyContin.
  • : Following new legislation in OxyContin, labour strikes are routinely squashed by police.
  • : OxyContin was reclassified from "Capitalist Paradise" to "Compulsory Consumerist State".
  • : Following new legislation in OxyContin, vaccinations are mandatory.
  • : Following new legislation in OxyContin, an online tea-bagging epidemic is getting worse and (meta)worse.
  • : Following new legislation in OxyContin, the nation is known abroad for fast food and nothing else.
  • : Following new legislation in OxyContin, couples kissing on the street are detained for 'unlawful exchange of genetic material'.
  • : Following new legislation in OxyContin, the government officially wants you to slow down and speak more clearly.
  • : OxyContin was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in OxyContin, the automobile industry is sitting up and taking notice of the new 24 hour race events... as are the track's sleepless neighbours.

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