1. Which of these teams do you like?
D. Sfintul Gheorghe
2. Which country did you root for in the recent Euros?
D. North Macedonia
3. Which is your preferred formation?
C. Any three CB formation
D. A 3-1-2-3-1 formation with two inverted wingbacks, a libero at CB, a Segundo volante at defensive midfield, a double mezzala/carrilero pivot, inverted wingers, a F9, and a raumdeuter in attack
4. Who is your favorite manager?
A. Jose Mourinho
B. Pep Guardiola
C. Roberto De Zerbi
D. Graham Potter
5. Who are you going to root for in the current Champions League (2021-22)?
A. Man City
D. Sheriff Tiraspol
6. Which is your favorite derby?
A. El Clasico
B. Derby della Madonnina
D. Tehran Derby between Esteghlal and Persepolis
7. Which of these historic players do you like the most?
A. Diego Maradona
C. Sandor Kocsis
D. Josef Bican
8. Which national team is your favorite?
A. 2008-12 Spain
B. 1994-02 Brazil
C. Mighty Magyars of the 50s
D. The Austrian team of the 30s
9. What English club is your favorite?
A. Man United
D. Dulwich Hamlet
10. What French club is your favorite?
C. St. Etienne
11. What Spanish club is your favorite?
A. Real Madrid
C. Athletic Bilbao
12. What Italian club is your favorite?
13. What German club is your favorite?
D. St. Pauli
14. Which of these leagues do you watch the most?
A. Premier League
B. Serie A
D. Gibraltar Premier Division
15. Who is your favorite goalkeeper?
A. Gianluigi Buffon
B. Manuel Neuer
C. Lev Yashin
D. Rene Higuita
16. Who is your favorite defender?
A. Paolo Maldini
B. Philipp Lahm
C. Franco Baresi
D. Matthias Sammer
17. Who is your favorite midfielder?
A. Steven Gerrard
C. Lothar Matthaus
D. Raymond Kopa
18. Who is your favorite striker?
A. Cristiano Ronaldo
B. Ronaldo Nazario
C. Gerd Muller
D. Matthias Sindelar
19. Which CONCACAF team is your favorite?
B. DC United
20. Which CONMEBOL team is your favorite?
B. Boca Juniors
D. Newell’s Old Boys
21. Which UEFA team is your favorite (that won the CL)
A. Real Madrid
22. Which CAF team is your favorite?
B. ES Tunis
D. Nkana FC
23. Which AFC team is your favorite?
A. Guangzhou Evergrande
B. Ulsan Hyundai
C. Gamba Osaka
D. Police Tero
24. Which OFC team is your favorite?
A. Auckland City
B. Team Wellington
C. Hienghene Sport
25. What’s your favorite UEFA competition?
A. Champions League
B. Europa League
C. UEFA Cup Winner’s Cup
D. Intertoto Cup
26. Which football video game do you like the most?
A. FIFA 22
B. Championship Manager 01/02
C. PES 5
D. FIFA 96 on the SNES
27. Which football content creator is your favorite?
A. Mark Goldbridge
C. Football Daily
D. HITC Sevens
28. More content creators! Which one of these is your favorite?
B. Oh My Goal
D. Tifo Football
29. Which football site do you consume the most?
A. Sky Sports
D. The Athletic
30. Finally, which drink do you like during matchdays?
C. Infused water
D. A cocktail with a bright margarita, a lemon, infused with scotch and syrup, add a mint leaf and a hint of cannabis, and top it off in a fancy cocktail glass with a bright umbrella in it
Once you're done, then total all of your answers. Each A response is worth one point, each B is worth two, each C is worth three, and each D is worth four. Your score will be from 30 to 120 (with 30 being least hipster and 120 being the most hipster).
If you score anywhere from 30-59, then you are not a football hipster. You normally love seeing Champions League action or top European leagues like the Premier League. Your favorite club is a big one like Man City or Liverpool, and you don't know much about smaller European leagues or even those outside of Europe. You like the mainstream action and like most people, are attracted to the biggest games football has to offer, especially the Champions League or the World Cup.
If you score anywhere from 60-89, then you appreciate the finer details of the sport and pay some attention to smaller leagues in Europe or outside of the continent. You pay attention to the biggest clubs and superstar players but also like looking at historical sides like the 1994-2002 Brazil squad or the Milan team of the 2000s. You're not a full-on football hipster, but you like seeing other leagues out of curiosity or you want to get a taste of what other places have to offer, such as the Superclasico between Boca and River or even to pay attention to the Copa Libertadores.
If you score anywhere from 90-120, then you are full-on football hipster. Your passion lies in viewing smaller leagues and often those outside of Europe. You tune in to the CONCACAF, CAF, and AFC top-tier competitions often to see who is winning, and unlike normal fans, you love to see more obscure leagues like in Gibraltar or North Macedonia. You often root for the underdogs or clubs that go with unusual formations and playstyles, and your favorite managers include Graham Potter and Marcelo Bielsa. In addition, you often love viewing football history, going back to the 1930s and even farther back. You go against the grain of mainstream clubs and footballing opinions and carve out your own path.
Feel free to TG me your results and now you know of yourself as a football fan more!