Population | 5.652 billion |
Capital | Music Room |
Leader | Tamaki Suoh |
Faith | Haruhi-Fujiokaism |
Currency | Host Points |
Animal | Haruhi Dog |
The Empire of Ouran Host Club is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Tamaki Suoh with an even hand, and notable for its smutty television, free-roaming dinosaurs, and aversion to nipples. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 5.652 billion Ouran Host Clubs are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.
The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Music Room. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 70.4%.
The frighteningly efficient Ouran Host Clubian economy, worth a remarkable 1,655 trillion Host Points a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Retail, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an amazing 292,977 Host Points, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,113,646 per year while the poor average 53,445, a ratio of 20.8 to 1.
The government is flooded with compensation requests, hidden bedroom-cams are installed to catch mothers doing their kids' homework, abortions are routinely performed in the nation's hospitals, and citizens are deeply regretting challenging the government to be honest about its intentions. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Ouran Host Club's national animal is the Haruhi Dog, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Haruhi-Fujiokaism.
Ouran Host Club is ranked 112,945th in the world and 19th in SOS Brigade for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 1,082.63 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Ouran Host Club was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Cheese Export Sector.
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Ouran Host Club, citizens are deeply regretting challenging the government to be honest about its intentions.
- : Following new legislation in
Ouran Host Club, abortions are routinely performed in the nation's hospitals.
- : Following new legislation in
Ouran Host Club, hidden bedroom-cams are installed to catch mothers doing their kids' homework.
- : Following new legislation in
Ouran Host Club, the government is flooded with compensation requests.
- : Following new legislation in
Ouran Host Club, political commentators say that Tamaki Suoh's fruitcake plans are about to go pear-shaped.
- : Following new legislation in
Ouran Host Club, the police turn a blind eye to desecration if it's done in the name of religion or protest.
- : Following new legislation in
Ouran Host Club, the jackhammer is considered a tool of artistic criticism.
- : Following new legislation in
Ouran Host Club, women no longer need to pepper conversations with incessant references to fictitious husbands.
- : Following new legislation in
Ouran Host Club, torture is illegal.