Population | 7.577 billion |
Currency | Object Permanence |
Animal | Question Mark |
The Republic of Osymandyas is a colossal, efficient nation, remarkable for its triple-decker prams, enslaved workforce, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.577 billion Osymandyasians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 75.2%.
The frighteningly efficient Osymandyasian economy, worth a remarkable 1,039 trillion Object Permanences a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 137,240 Object Permanences, with the richest citizens earning 5.2 times as much as the poorest.
An Eye Tourist Association survey has rated Osymandyas #1 for number twos, model railroad hobbyists have taken to muscling model shipbuilders off their "turf", open-casket funerals are avoided at all cost, and sheep-like political loyalists repeat the mantra "one wheel bad, three wheels good". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Osymandyas's national animal is the Question Mark, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Osymandyas is ranked 172,799th in the world and 7th in Eye for Most Stationary, with 92.6191768348 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Osymandyas, sheep-like political loyalists repeat the mantra "one wheel bad, three wheels good".
- : Following new legislation in Osymandyas, open-casket funerals are avoided at all cost.
- : Following new legislation in Osymandyas, model railroad hobbyists have taken to muscling model shipbuilders off their "turf".
- : Following new legislation in Osymandyas, an Eye Tourist Association survey has rated Osymandyas #1 for number twos.
- : Following new legislation in Osymandyas, flipping a coin to make a decision leads to a referral to Gambling Addiction Services.
- : Osymandyas was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.
- : Following new legislation in Osymandyas, the Counter-Terrorism Unit has been nicknamed "Big Bad Wolf" for its tendency towards urban demolition.
- : Following new legislation in Osymandyas, Leader's told that love often manifests itself through homicidal four-lettered litanies.
- : Following new legislation in Osymandyas, citizens are now allowed to discuss whether Leader is the greatest ruler ever or simply the greatest ruler of this generation.
- : Following new legislation in Osymandyas, all the playground's a stage for Osymandyasian schoolchildren.