Population | 12.322 billion |
Capital | Evolet |
Leader | Atouk the Thoughtful |
Faith | Vibrations of the Monolith |
Currency | Stone Core |
Animal | Australopithecus |
The Foolish Blue Dreamscapes of Orrorin is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Atouk the Thoughtful with an even hand, and notable for its public floggings, lack of airports, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, devout population of 12.322 billion Orrorieks are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Evolet. The average income tax rate is 87.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The powerhouse Orrorini economy, worth a remarkable 1,082 trillion Stone Cores a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 87,849 Stone Cores, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Major cities shut down as their local sports team takes to the field every day, a formerly quiet little town is now booming as both a cult centre and a tourist attraction, contemporary art museums showcase the latest in centuries-old art, and the media seems excessively interested in what Atouk the Thoughtful is wearing this season. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Orrorin's national animal is the Australopithecus, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Vibrations of the Monolith.
Orrorin is ranked 12,080th in the world and 21st in The Western Isles for Most Stationary, with 2,067.78095439712 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Orrorin, the media seems excessively interested in what Atouk the Thoughtful is wearing this season.
- : Orrorin was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Inclusive.
- : Following new legislation in Orrorin, contemporary art museums showcase the latest in centuries-old art.
- : Orrorin was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans.
- : Orrorin was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Influential.
- : Following new legislation in Orrorin, a formerly quiet little town is now booming as both a cult centre and a tourist attraction.
- : Following new legislation in Orrorin, major cities shut down as their local sports team takes to the field every day.
- : Following new legislation in Orrorin, the seventh son of a seventh son is fated to be a millionaire.
- : Following new legislation in Orrorin, the clergy of Vibrations of the Monolith remains a single-sex institution.
- : Following new legislation in Orrorin, literally voiceless people are unable to protest when food and water are denied to them.