Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 79thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 264thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 331st
The County of
Corporate Police State
Never trust a man in polished boots.
Toller Cranapple
Influence
Page
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Orlogtun

Population16.594 billion

CapitalBentley Lomboko
LeaderToller Cranapple
Faithshopping

CurrencyEikmark
Animalmouse

The County of Orlogtun is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Toller Cranapple with an iron fist, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, otherworldly petting zoo, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 16.594 billion Orlogtunians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bentley Lomboko. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Orlogtunian economy, worth a remarkable 4,951 trillion Eikmarks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Gambling, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 298,414 Eikmarks, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,777,272 per year while the poor average 2,911, a ratio of 953 to 1.

Organised sports are frowned upon as frivolous, Orlogtunians must literally pay their respects to hear from their political representatives, strange looking men with big red noses are found hiding behind bushes and inside dustbins, and AIs are programmed to deliberately fail the Turing Test to make it easier for humans to turn them off. Crime is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Orlogtun's national animal is the mouse, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is shopping.

Orlogtun is ranked 1,795th in the world and 19th in Capitalist Paradise for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 8,792.17 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 79thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 264thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 331stLargest Retail Industry: 408thLargest Insurance Industry: 430thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 430thLargest Gambling Industry: 444thMost Avoided: 452ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 484thFattest Citizens: 538thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 587thHighest Disposable Incomes: 655thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 747thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 837thMost Secular: 851stMost Corrupt Governments: 1,131stLargest Mining Sector: 1,473rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,795thHighest Crime Rates: 2,152ndHighest Average Incomes: 2,343rdTop
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Highest Economic Output: 2,602ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,020thMost Efficient Economies: 3,632ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3,698thMost Armed: 4,058thRudest Citizens: 5,391stMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,942ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,920thLargest Information Technology Sector: 8,855thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 9,944thMost Influential: 10,879thTop
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 13,970thMost Stationary: 15,775thLargest Black Market: 16,963rdLargest Populations: 17,332ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 21,256thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 22,041stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 24,263rdMost Pro-Market: 24,547th
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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1st in the regionTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 5th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 6th in the regionMost Secular: 6th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 6th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 7th in the regionMost Avoided: 8th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 8th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 9th in the regionFattest Citizens: 9th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 10th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 11th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 11th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 11th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 11th in the regionTop
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 13th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 14th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 16th in the regionMost Extreme: 16th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 19th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Orlogtun, AIs are programmed to deliberately fail the Turing Test to make it easier for humans to turn them off.
  • : Following new legislation in Orlogtun, strange looking men with big red noses are found hiding behind bushes and inside dustbins.
  • : Following new legislation in Orlogtun, Orlogtunians must literally pay their respects to hear from their political representatives.
  • : Orlogtun was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
  • : Following new legislation in Orlogtun, organised sports are frowned upon as frivolous.
  • : Following new legislation in Orlogtun, the nation's first space rocket -- sponsored by Eckie-Ecola and shaped like an enormous soda bottle -- is being developed.
  • : Following new legislation in Orlogtun, bilingual Orlogtunians are viewed with suspicion.
  • : Orlogtun lodged a message on the Capitalist Paradise Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Orlogtun, mechanics are often exhausted by their work.
  • : Following new legislation in Orlogtun, news headlines suggest that Toller Cranapple has a sideline in guinea pig pimping.

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