The Stenchland of Organ of Viagra Disminuishment is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Vivian Boootee with an iron fist, and remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, compulsory military service, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 8.846 billion Organ of Viagra Disminuishmentians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of UnderPressure. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 53.3%.

The powerhouse Organ of Viagra Disminuishmentian economy, worth 689 trillion kronor a year, is quite specialized and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Retail, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 77,981 kronor, with the richest citizens earning 8.2 times as much as the poorest.

Prison visits increase substantially during election years, eminent domain has been abolished, exports of chewing gum are inexplicably falling, and Organ of Viagra Disminuishmentian soldiers know how to create single mothers in more ways than one. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Organ of Viagra Disminuishment's national animal is the dolphin, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Toadist.

Organ of Viagra Disminuishment is ranked 134,282^nd in the world and 171^st in The Regected Realns for Lowest Crime Rates, with 62.33 law-abiding acts per hour.