The Republic of Oreo States is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by The Macho Man with a fair hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, absence of drug laws, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 9.539 billion Oreo Statesians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, although Industry, Education, and Administration are also considered important, while Welfare and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Whitesburg. The average income tax rate is 50.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Oreo Statesian economy, worth a remarkable 2,733 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 286,566 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

The cruise missile launchers on the field hospital roof are purely deterrent in purpose, the children of Oreo States are often remarked upon for their cheery attitude to extreme violence, turnstile jumpers grow up to be tax cheats, and the government has cut taxes in the face of widespread tax evasion. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Oreo States's national animal is the Kitten, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Billyianity.

Oreo States is ranked 7,609^th in the world and 207^th in the South Pacific for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 13,725.91 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.