Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1,134thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,341stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,442nd
The Defenders of the Faith of
Compulsory Consumerist State
Tuitio Fidei Et Obsequium Pauperum!
Grandmaster Gendry
Influence
Eminence Grise
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Order of Hospitallers

Population9.872 billion

CapitalMalta
LeaderGrandmaster Gendry
FaithCatholicism

CurrencyGold Bar
AnimalCow Bat Leprechaun

The Defenders of the Faith of Order of Hospitallers is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Grandmaster Gendry with an iron fist, and renowned for its unlimited-speed roads, smutty television, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 9.872 billion Crusaders are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Malta. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Order of Hospitallersian economy, worth a remarkable 1,687 trillion Gold Bars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Arms Manufacturing, and Information Technology. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 170,900 Gold Bars, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,422,047 per year while the poor average 4,081, a ratio of 348 to 1.

Amorous nobles always bring the same disappointing gift to weddings, bands of paramedics walk the streets looking for suspicious medical activity, former arms manufacturing CEOs are now delivering food for minimum wage, and search and rescue forces now accept cheques and all major credit cards. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Order of Hospitallers's national animal is the Cow Bat Leprechaun, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Order of Hospitallers is ranked 164,964th in the world and 4th in Kingdom of Heaven for Most Stationary, with 117.69178578832 days.

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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1,134thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,341stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,442ndLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,942ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,961stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,000thFattest Citizens: 2,230thHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,861stTop
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Highest Crime Rates: 3,048thMost Devout: 4,995thMost Rebellious Youth: 5,776thMost Avoided: 6,028thLargest Retail Industry: 6,257thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9,767thMost Armed: 12,554thMost Corrupt Governments: 14,481stTop
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Highest Economic Output: 15,482ndHighest Average Incomes: 15,764thMost Scientifically Advanced: 16,157thMost Cultured: 16,374thMost Efficient Economies: 20,364thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 22,900thMost Advanced Public Transport: 23,714thLargest Black Market: 25,773rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 25,798thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 26,165thMost Patriotic: 26,858thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 27,127thLargest Publishing Industry: 28,748thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 29,133rd

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