Population | 9.872 billion |
Capital | Malta |
Leader | Grandmaster Gendry |
Faith | Catholicism |
Currency | Gold Bar |
Animal | Cow Bat Leprechaun |
The Defenders of the Faith of Order of Hospitallers is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Grandmaster Gendry with an iron fist, and renowned for its unlimited-speed roads, smutty television, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 9.872 billion Crusaders are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.
The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Malta. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.5%.
The frighteningly efficient Order of Hospitallersian economy, worth a remarkable 1,687 trillion Gold Bars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Arms Manufacturing, and Information Technology. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 170,900 Gold Bars, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,422,047 per year while the poor average 4,081, a ratio of 348 to 1.
Amorous nobles always bring the same disappointing gift to weddings, bands of paramedics walk the streets looking for suspicious medical activity, former arms manufacturing CEOs are now delivering food for minimum wage, and search and rescue forces now accept cheques and all major credit cards. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Order of Hospitallers's national animal is the Cow Bat Leprechaun, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Catholicism.
Order of Hospitallers is ranked 164,964th in the world and 4th in Kingdom of Heaven for Most Stationary, with 117.69178578832 days.
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- : Order of Hospitallers was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Crime Rates.
- : Order of Hospitallers was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Crime Rates.
- : Order of Hospitallers was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Information Technology Sector.
- : Order of Hospitallers's influence in Kingdom of Heaven rose from "Instigator" to "Eminence Grise".
- : Order of Hospitallers's influence in Kingdom of Heaven rose from "Contender" to "Instigator".
- : Order of Hospitallers's influence in Kingdom of Heaven fell from "Instigator" to "Contender".
- : Order of Hospitallers was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Disposable Incomes.
- : Order of Hospitallers was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Crime Rates.
- : Order of Hospitallers's influence in Kingdom of Heaven rose from "Contender" to "Instigator".
- : Order of Hospitallers was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Disposable Incomes.