Largest Gambling Industry: 1,463rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,609thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,681st
The Yellow Holy Zombie Lucky of
Compulsory Consumerist State
Pro Gloria Dei! - Nationstates, Friendship, Lucky
Grandmaster Gendry
Influence
Enforcer
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Order of Hospitallers

Population5.273 billion

CapitalMalta
LeaderGrandmaster Gendry
FaithCatholicism

CurrencyGold Bar
AnimalCow Bat Leprechaun

The Yellow Holy Zombie Lucky of Order of Hospitallers is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Grandmaster Gendry with an iron fist, and notable for its pith helmet sales, strictly enforced bedtime, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 5.273 billion Crusaders are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Malta. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Order of Hospitallersian economy, worth 881 trillion Gold Bars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Gambling, and Information Technology. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 167,215 Gold Bars, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,134,556 per year while the poor average 9,040, a ratio of 125 to 1.

Every day's an auto-de-fé day, it is considered unpatriotic to learn a foreign language, you can bet your bottom dollar that gambling will cost you an arm and a leg, and officer recruitment and police brutality have reached an all-time high. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Order of Hospitallers's national animal is the Cow Bat Leprechaun, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Order of Hospitallers is ranked 244,726th in the world and 12th in The Battle Guard for Best Weather, with -92 meters of sunlight.

Top
1%
Largest Gambling Industry: 1,463rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,609thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,681stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,765thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,020thFattest Citizens: 2,147thTop
5%
Highest Disposable Incomes: 2,709thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 2,997thMost Devout: 3,117thHighest Crime Rates: 3,147thLargest Retail Industry: 4,766thMost Avoided: 5,609thMost Rebellious Youth: 6,107thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,441stMost Armed: 8,902ndMost Corrupt Governments: 9,082ndHighest Average Incomes: 11,153rdTop
10%
Most Efficient Economies: 12,829thMost Patriotic: 12,953rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 14,624thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 14,715thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 14,862ndMost Cultured: 15,153rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 15,399thLargest Black Market: 16,185thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 19,320thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 21,984thMost Subsidized Industry: 22,984thLargest Publishing Industry: 23,069thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 23,250thLargest Information Technology Sector: 23,316thHighest Economic Output: 23,510th
Top
10%
Highest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Order of Hospitallers was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry and Highest Economic Output.
  • : Order of Hospitallers was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
  • : Order of Hospitallers was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Patriotic.
  • : Order of Hospitallers was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Patriotic.
  • : Order of Hospitallers was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry.
  • : Order of Hospitallers was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Information Technology Sector.
  • : Order of Hospitallers was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Patriotic and the Top 10% for Most Subsidized Industry.
  • : Order of Hospitallers's influence in The Battle Guard rose from "Dealmaker" to "Enforcer".
  • : Order of Hospitallers was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Average Incomes and the Top 10% for Lowest Overall Tax Burden.
  • : Order of Hospitallers was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Defense Forces.

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