Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,532ndLargest Gambling Industry: 1,906thHighest Crime Rates: 3,174th
The Omnincorporated States of
Fortuna opulentiores sequitur.
Plutos Aristos
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Opulent Order

Population22.456 billion

LeaderPlutos Aristos


The Omnincorporated States of Opulent Order is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Plutos Aristos with an even hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, public floggings, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 22.456 billion Opulent Orderlies enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The minute, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ambitus. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 2.0%.

The all-consuming Opulent Orderian economy, worth a remarkable 2,662 trillion dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 118,581 dollars, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 704,538 per year while the poor average 9,164, a ratio of 76.9 to 1.

Cubicles often double as graves as citizens literally work themselves to death, concerned environmentalists wipe away their tears with tissues sourced from Tasmanian old-growth redwoods, giant no-kill traps baited with Bapst Red Ribbon and vintage bicycles have been popping up in back alleys nationwide, and bar brawls are an hourly occurrence. Crime is pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Opulent Order's national animal is the raven, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Opulent Order is ranked 3,762nd in the world and 43rd in Capitalist Paradise for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 7,214.08 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,532ndLargest Gambling Industry: 1,906thTop
Highest Crime Rates: 3,174thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3,762ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,847thHighest Disposable Incomes: 4,458thMost Avoided: 4,935thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 5,220thFattest Citizens: 5,269thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 5,659thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 6,271stHighest Economic Output: 6,729thLargest Populations: 7,257thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 8,528thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 10,793rdMost Armed: 11,655thLargest Retail Industry: 12,317thTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 15,370thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 18,458thLargest Mining Sector: 23,192ndMost Pro-Market: 23,898thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 24,182ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 24,619th
Most Pro-Market: 23rd in the region

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