The Queendom of Onyx Dragonia is a colossal, efficient nation, remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, compulsory military service, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.2 billion Dragons are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 32.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Onyx Dragonian economy, worth a remarkable 1,809 trillion Dragon Coins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 251,289 Dragon Coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Marine biology students are shocked to discover that a whale is a mammal, biker gangs and fashionistas are converting to Violetism en masse, spoiler warnings are now given out before political speeches, and mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest-growing field. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Onyx Dragonia's national animal is the Valkyria, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Onyx Dragonia is ranked 8,531^st in the world and 226^th in The Rejected Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 104.19 law-abiding acts per hour.