Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 30thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 151stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 182nd
The Empire of
Corporate Police State
Hair Broom
Emperor Emeritus
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Population29.829 billion

LeaderHair Broom
FaithThe Worship of Zeus and Hades

AnimalGolden Eagle

The Empire of Onderkelkia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Hair Broom with an iron fist, and notable for its smutty television, ubiquitous missile silos, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 29.829 billion Onderkelkians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The minute, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order is also considered important, while Environment and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Inginas. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Onderkelkian economy, worth an astonishing 10,217 trillion Sovereigns a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 342,529 Sovereigns, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,206,167 per year while the poor average 3,108, a ratio of 1,031 to 1.

The nation's historic treasures have been sold off to Maxtopia's "Museum of Onderkelkian Artifacts That They're Too Stupid to Appreciate", birth announcements often also serve as death announcements, the populace harbors a fierce hatred of the metric system, and women earn less than half the salary of men if they can even find a job. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Onderkelkia's national animal is the Golden Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Worship of Zeus and Hades.

Onderkelkia is ranked 322nd in the world and 2nd in The Land of Kings and Emperors for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 24,855.86 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 30thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 151stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 182ndLargest Insurance Industry: 192ndLowest Overall Tax Burden: 238thLargest Gambling Industry: 242ndMost Avoided: 270thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 322ndMost Ignorant Citizens: 372ndHighest Economic Output: 406thFattest Citizens: 407thHighest Disposable Incomes: 429thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 447thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 458thMost Valuable International Artwork: 518thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 621stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 637thLargest Agricultural Sector: 654thLargest Mining Sector: 755thMost Corrupt Governments: 828thMost Devout: 851stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,017thLargest Retail Industry: 1,064thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,097thHighest Average Incomes: 1,273rdTop
Largest Populations: 2,129thMost Stationary: 2,444thMost Armed: 2,650thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,136thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3,313thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,442ndRudest Citizens: 3,724thMost Conservative: 4,131stMost Efficient Economies: 7,374thLargest Black Market: 8,520thMost Influential: 8,847thTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 11,954thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 14,348thMost Extreme: 16,448thMost Pro-Market: 16,572ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 16,974thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 18,551stLowest Crime Rates: 18,810th
Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionMost Avoided: 2nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 2nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 3rd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Stationary: 4th in the regionLargest Populations: 4th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 4th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 5th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 5th in the regionTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 6th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 7th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 7th in the regionMost Conservative: 7th in the regionMost Devout: 8th in the regionMost Extreme: 9th in the regionMost Armed: 10th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 12th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 14th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 15th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 17th in the regionRudest Citizens: 18th in the regionLargest Black Market: 19th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 28th in the regionTop
Most Influential: 33rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 38th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 54th in the region

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