Most Valuable International Artwork: 118thLargest Insurance Industry: 172ndLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 182nd
The Empire of
Corporate Police State
TERRA REGUM IMPERATORUMQUE TOTUM MUNDUM REGET
Hair Broom
Influence
Apprentice
Emperor Emeritus
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Onderkelkia

Population34.195 billion

CapitalInginas
LeaderHair Broom
FaithThe Worship of Zeus and Hades

CurrencySovereign
AnimalGolden Eagle

The Empire of Onderkelkia is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Hair Broom with an iron fist, and notable for its flagrant waste-dumping, keen interest in outer space, and triple-decker prams. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 34.195 billion Onderkelkians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The minute, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order is also considered important, while Environment and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Inginas. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Onderkelkian economy, worth an astonishing 12,685 trillion Sovereigns a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Uranium Mining, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 370,966 Sovereigns, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,802,735 per year while the poor average 44,089, a ratio of 40.9 to 1.

Fifty years of pension funds can disappear in half a second, twins move across the country to avoid being accused of the other's crimes, the teaching of evolution has been banned, and royals are always ready with their diamond-encrusted toilet plungers in case a royal flush doesn't work. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Onderkelkia's national animal is the Golden Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Worship of Zeus and Hades.

Onderkelkia is ranked 948th in the world and 2nd in The Land of Kings and Emperors for Largest Retail Industry, scoring 37,806.84 on the Shrinkwrap Consignment Productivity Index.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 118thLargest Insurance Industry: 172ndLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 182ndLowest Overall Tax Burden: 209thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 270thLargest Gambling Industry: 273rdFattest Citizens: 289thMost Avoided: 316thHighest Disposable Incomes: 359thHighest Economic Output: 360thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 397thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 439thMost Ignorant Citizens: 450thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 583rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 602ndLargest Mining Sector: 692ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 738thMost Devout: 810thMost Corrupt Governments: 849thLargest Agricultural Sector: 871stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 928thLargest Retail Industry: 948thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 987thHighest Average Incomes: 1,241stLargest Populations: 1,999thMost Stationary: 2,109thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,432ndMost Armed: 2,449thTop
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Rudest Citizens: 3,828thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 4,747thMost Patriotic: 4,762ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4,997thMost Efficient Economies: 5,711thMost Influential: 8,165thMost Scientifically Advanced: 8,723rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8,804thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 10,603rdLargest Black Market: 11,006thLowest Crime Rates: 11,548thMost Conservative: 12,486thTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 17,378thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 20,944thLargest Governments: 21,813thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 25,307th
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 2nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Avoided: 2nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 2nd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Armed: 3rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Populations: 3rd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3rd in the regionTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 4th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 4th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 4th in the regionMost Stationary: 4th in the regionRudest Citizens: 6th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 7th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 7th in the regionMost Devout: 8th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 11th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 12th in the regionMost Extreme: 15th in the regionTop
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 17th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 18th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 19th in the regionMost Patriotic: 22nd in the regionMost Conservative: 23rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 23rd in the regionMost Influential: 24th in the regionLargest Black Market: 25th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Onderkelkia agreed to construct embassies between The Land of Kings and Emperors and United Kingdom of Britain.
  • : Onderkelkia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Conservative.
  • : Onderkelkia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Pro-Market.
  • : Onderkelkia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
  • : Onderkelkia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Conservative.
  • : Onderkelkia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Conservative.
  • : Onderkelkia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Onderkelkia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Conservative.
  • : Onderkelkia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Conservative.
  • : Following new legislation in Onderkelkia, royals are always ready with their diamond-encrusted toilet plungers in case a royal flush doesn't work.

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