Population | 6.647 billion |
Currency | good news |
Animal | chemicals |
The Republic of On The Radio is a colossal, cultured nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, ban on automobiles, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.647 billion On The Radioans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 62.1%.
The frighteningly efficient On The Radioan economy, worth 817 trillion good news a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Basket Weaving, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 122,945 good news, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.5 times as much as the poorest.
Trade deals are born to the sound of a royal woman's anguished screams, Red Cross demand for body bags is rising while sutures go unused, election ballot papers are so long that unused ones are recycled as toilet roll, and the voyages of obsolete star-trekking satellites on deliberate escape orbits are only just beginning. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. On The Radio's national animal is the chemicals, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
On The Radio is ranked 199,840th in the world and 63rd in Stereo Hearts for Most Stationary, with 47.88964296172 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in On The Radio, the voyages of obsolete star-trekking satellites on deliberate escape orbits are only just beginning.
- : Following new legislation in On The Radio, election ballot papers are so long that unused ones are recycled as toilet roll.
- : Following new legislation in On The Radio, Red Cross demand for body bags is rising while sutures go unused.
- : Following new legislation in On The Radio, trade deals are born to the sound of a royal woman's anguished screams.
- : Following new legislation in On The Radio, people who have lived their entire lives in On The Radio are shocked to discover that they are not citizens.
- : Following new legislation in On The Radio, it is illegal to make racist remarks in public.
- : Following new legislation in On The Radio, lobbyists are trying to convince government to recategorize most natural disasters as "non-critical naturogenic inconveniences".
- : Following new legislation in On The Radio, Leader reduces citizens' commute times by giving away their homes.
- : Following new legislation in On The Radio, the government has ordered a moratorium on referenda.
- : Following new legislation in On The Radio, amorous nobles always bring the same disappointing gift to weddings.