Most Politically Free: 7thHighest Drug Use: 8thHighest Crime Rates: 670th
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On Beyond Zebra

Population20.939 billion

LeaderDoktor Seuss


The Floob-Boober-Bab-Boober-Bubs of On Beyond Zebra is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Doktor Seuss with a fair hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 20.939 billion On Beyond Zebrans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is dominated by the Department of Industry, although Education is also considered important, while Environment and Law & Order receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Seussopolis. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.7%.

The frighteningly efficient On Beyond Zebran economy, worth a remarkable 3,066 trillion zatzes a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Soda Sales industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Woodchip Exports, and Gambling. Average income is an impressive 146,463 zatzes, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 555,152 per year while the poor average 26,839, a ratio of 20.7 to 1.

Surveillance cameras are banned, Coco the Clown has been elected to the nation's parliament, airship use has soared while property values beneath their routes have plummeted, and the controversial show 'Who Wants to be an Immigrant?' has become wildly popular. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. On Beyond Zebra's national animal is the yuzz-a-ma-tuzz, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Quandaryism.

On Beyond Zebra is ranked 81,412th in the world and 21st in The Cuckoos Egg for Highest Poor Incomes, with 26,839.57 Standard Monetary Units.

Most Politically Free: 7thHighest Drug Use: 8thHighest Crime Rates: 670thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 725thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,209thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,259thMost Armed: 1,270thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1,291stFattest Citizens: 1,345thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,505thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,569thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,599thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,679thMost Extreme: 1,768thMost Avoided: 2,059thTop
Highest Disposable Incomes: 3,161stLargest Gambling Industry: 3,394thMost Stationary: 3,601stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,868thHighest Economic Output: 4,185thRudest Citizens: 4,215thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,329thLargest Publishing Industry: 5,128thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,306thLargest Populations: 5,861stMost Cheerful Citizens: 7,214thNudest: 7,813thMost Efficient Economies: 8,721stLargest Retail Industry: 8,828thLargest Mining Sector: 9,388thMost Cultured: 11,164thTop
Most Influential: 12,760thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 13,940thHighest Average Incomes: 14,426thMost Pro-Market: 15,580thMost Valuable International Artwork: 17,684thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 18,020thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 20,005thSmartest Citizens: 20,254thLargest Black Market: 20,718th
Highest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Politically Free: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionMost Extreme: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionMost Pro-Market: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionTop
Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 2nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Stationary: 2nd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 2nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2nd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 2nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 2nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 3rd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : On Beyond Zebra was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Cultured.
  • : On Beyond Zebra was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Avoided.
  • : On Beyond Zebra was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : On Beyond Zebra lodged a message on the The Cuckoos Egg Regional Message Board.
  • : On Beyond Zebra's influence in The Cuckoos Egg fell from "Powerbroker" to "Eminence Grise".
  • : On Beyond Zebra's influence in The Cuckoos Egg rose from "Eminence Grise" to "Powerbroker".
  • : On Beyond Zebra was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Pro-Market and the Top 10% for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides.
  • : On Beyond Zebra was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Influential.
  • : On Beyond Zebra was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Avoided and the Top 5% for Most Cultured.
  • : On Beyond Zebra was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Smartest Citizens.


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