The Grand Empire of Oliandiria is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Rüfrijr II Eldajroþ with an iron fist, and renowned for its smutty television, complete lack of prisons, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 10.018 billion children of the empire are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Raþnir. The average income tax rate is 91.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Oliandirian economy, worth a remarkable 1,982 trillion Gildings a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 197,869 Gildings, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Journalists often nap through tedious police press briefings, on streets of broken glass people are being murdered for their faith, the military sees national borders more as guidelines than absolutes, and nobody dares to so much as wear violet-coloured clothing in public. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Oliandiria's national animal is the Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Dejutemism.

Oliandiria is ranked 11,381^st in the world and 3^rd in United Nations UN for Lowest Crime Rates, with 98.74 law-abiding acts per hour.