Safest: 9,849thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,924thMost Cheerful Citizens: 11,957th
The Disputed Territories of
Democratic Socialists
Tradition without limited vision
Influence
Apprentice
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Very Strong
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Oldwick

Population6.677 billion

CapitalNorwich
LeaderSir Alan Partridge of Kipling

Currencycandle
Animalsea dog

The Disputed Territories of Oldwick is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Sir Alan Partridge of Kipling with a fair hand, and remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, compulsory military service, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, democratic, devout population of 6.677 billion Oldwickians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government prioritizes Healthcare, although Administration, Education, and Welfare are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Norwich. The average income tax rate is 74.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Oldewiccan economy, worth 428 trillion candles a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Cheese Exports, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 64,201 candles, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A blood-red mark on the doorframe means a building must be passed over for destruction, shady doctors seem to have impeccable records, knock-knock jokes regularly get removed from websites for being too edgy, and door-to-door salesmen are frequently beaten up by 'vigilantes'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Oldwick's national animal is the sea dog, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Oldwick is ranked 259,123rd in the world and 89th in Lewisham Library for Most Stationary, with 15.60538584588 days.

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Safest: 9,849thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,924thMost Cheerful Citizens: 11,957thMost Pacifist: 13,924thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 14,017thTop
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Largest Welfare Programs: 18,783rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 23,586thMost Beautiful Environments: 23,748thMost Advanced Public Transport: 24,698thLongest Average Lifespans: 25,421stMost Income Equality: 26,231stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 27,258thBest Weather: 27,776thHighest Average Tax Rates: 28,085th
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 2nd in the regionSafest: 2nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 3rd in the regionLargest Populations: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 3rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3rd in the regionLargest Governments: 3rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 4th in the regionBest Weather: 4th in the regionMost Cultured: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 5th in the regionMost Developed: 5th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 5th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 6th in the regionTop
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Smartest Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 8th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 10th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 11th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 11th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 13th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Oldwick's influence in Lewisham Library rose from "Squire" to "Apprentice".
  • : Following new legislation in Oldwick, door-to-door salesmen are frequently beaten up by 'vigilantes'.
  • : Following new legislation in Oldwick, knock-knock jokes regularly get removed from websites for being too edgy.
  • : Following new legislation in Oldwick, shady doctors seem to have impeccable records.
  • : Following new legislation in Oldwick, a blood-red mark on the doorframe means a building must be passed over for destruction.
  • : Oldwick voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Liberate Realm of the Whispering Winds"".
  • : Oldwick voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Education and Availability of Basic Medical Devices".
  • : Oldwick was reclassified from "Liberal Democratic Socialists" to "Democratic Socialists".
  • : Oldwick was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Oldwick was endorsed by The Democratic States of Pantasio.

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World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 1 » Pantasio.

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