Most Cheerful Citizens: 12,799thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 14,205thSafest: 14,456th
The Disputed Territories of
Democratic Socialists
Tradition without limited vision
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Negotiator
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Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Good
Political Freedom
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Oldwick

Population2.851 billion

CapitalNorwich
LeaderSir Alan Partridge of Kipling

Currencycandle
Animalsea dog

The Disputed Territories of Oldwick is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Sir Alan Partridge of Kipling with an even hand, and remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, compulsory military service, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, democratic, devout population of 2.851 billion Oldwickians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Spirituality, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Norwich. The average income tax rate is 63.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Oldewiccan economy, worth 144 trillion candles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Cheese Exports industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Uranium Mining, and Book Publishing. Average income is 50,669 candles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Foreign musicians that Sir Alan Partridge of Kipling dislikes are turned away at the border, viewers get headaches from trying to read the screen full of small print warnings that precede most TV shows, councils up and down the country wrangle over legal matters, and Sir Alan Partridge of Kipling is refusing to make decisions until the Moon is out of Capricorn. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Oldwick's national animal is the sea dog, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Oldwick is ranked 96,451st in the world and 7th in Lewisham for Most Stationary, with 202.57168979848 days.

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Most Cheerful Citizens: 12,799thTop
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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 14,205thSafest: 14,456thMost Pacifist: 16,863rdMost Devout: 19,728th
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Largest Mining Sector: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Oldwick, Sir Alan Partridge of Kipling is refusing to make decisions until the Moon is out of Capricorn.
  • : Following new legislation in Oldwick, councils up and down the country wrangle over legal matters.
  • : Following new legislation in Oldwick, viewers get headaches from trying to read the screen full of small print warnings that precede most TV shows.
  • : Following new legislation in Oldwick, foreign musicians that Sir Alan Partridge of Kipling dislikes are turned away at the border.
  • : Oldwick voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Protecting Free, Open Source Software Use".
  • : Oldwick lodged a message on the Laraniem Regional Message Board.
  • : Oldwick lodged a message on the Old Zealand Regional Message Board.
  • : Oldwick lodged a message on the The Glorious Nations of Iwaku Regional Message Board.
  • : Oldwick lodged a message on the Lyrali Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Oldwick, disadvantaged neighbourhoods have become no-go areas after sundown.

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