Population | 6.677 billion |
Capital | Norwich |
Leader | Sir Alan Partridge of Kipling |
Currency | candle |
Animal | sea dog |
The Disputed Territories of Oldwick is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Sir Alan Partridge of Kipling with a fair hand, and remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, compulsory military service, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, democratic, devout population of 6.677 billion Oldwickians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The enormous government prioritizes Healthcare, although Administration, Education, and Welfare are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Norwich. The average income tax rate is 74.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The very strong Oldewiccan economy, worth 428 trillion candles a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Cheese Exports, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 64,201 candles, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
A blood-red mark on the doorframe means a building must be passed over for destruction, shady doctors seem to have impeccable records, knock-knock jokes regularly get removed from websites for being too edgy, and door-to-door salesmen are frequently beaten up by 'vigilantes'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Oldwick's national animal is the sea dog, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.
Oldwick is ranked 259,123rd in the world and 89th in Lewisham Library for Most Stationary, with 15.60538584588 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Oldwick's influence in Lewisham Library rose from "Squire" to "Apprentice".
- : Following new legislation in Oldwick, door-to-door salesmen are frequently beaten up by 'vigilantes'.
- : Following new legislation in Oldwick, knock-knock jokes regularly get removed from websites for being too edgy.
- : Following new legislation in Oldwick, shady doctors seem to have impeccable records.
- : Following new legislation in Oldwick, a blood-red mark on the doorframe means a building must be passed over for destruction.
- : Oldwick voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Liberate Realm of the Whispering Winds"".
- : Oldwick voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Education and Availability of Basic Medical Devices".
- : Oldwick was reclassified from "Liberal Democratic Socialists" to "Democratic Socialists".
- : Oldwick was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
- : Oldwick was endorsed by The Democratic States of Pantasio.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 1 » Pantasio.