Population | 18.275 billion |
Capital | The Liquor Store |
Leader | The Local Drunk |
Faith | Olde English High Gravity 800 |
Currency | 40 ounce |
Animal | wolf |
The Bottles Full of Olde English High Gravity 800 is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by The Local Drunk with an even hand, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, complete lack of prisons, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 18.275 billion Olde English High Gravity 800ians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.
The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Liquor Store. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 90.5%.
The frighteningly efficient Olde English High Gravity 800ian economy, worth a remarkable 8,173 trillion 40 ounces a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 447,225 40 ounces, with the richest citizens earning 6.3 times as much as the poorest.
The annual budget is heralded by the Treasury Minister donning a fake plastic mustache and giant star-shaped glasses, citizens are regularly found digging for treasure in their gardens, every new building project has to undergo a five-year environmental impact study before it can go ahead, and sexually-starved male dinosaurs terrorise tourists during weekly breakouts from Mesozoic Park. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Olde English High Gravity 800's national animal is the wolf, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Olde English High Gravity 800.
Olde English High Gravity 800 is ranked 10,852nd in the world and 3rd in South Central LA for Most Stationary, with 2,238.24140085792 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Olde English High Gravity 800, sexually-starved male dinosaurs terrorise tourists during weekly breakouts from Mesozoic Park.
- : Olde English High Gravity 800 was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "Capitalist Paradise".
- : Following new legislation in Olde English High Gravity 800, every new building project has to undergo a five-year environmental impact study before it can go ahead.
- : Following new legislation in Olde English High Gravity 800, citizens are regularly found digging for treasure in their gardens.
- : Following new legislation in Olde English High Gravity 800, the annual budget is heralded by the Treasury Minister donning a fake plastic mustache and giant star-shaped glasses.
- : Following new legislation in Olde English High Gravity 800, the nation leads South Central LA in per capita stalking.
- : Following new legislation in Olde English High Gravity 800, graffiti graces every city's streets.
- : Following new legislation in Olde English High Gravity 800, translators have been hired to deal with the varying regional accents during national political debates.
- : Following new legislation in Olde English High Gravity 800, nobody looks each other in the eye at neighborhood block parties any more.
- : Following new legislation in Olde English High Gravity 800, shelters struggle to keep up with the endless intake of stray animals.