Healthiest Citizens: 1,307thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,378thHighest Economic Output: 1,486th
The Old Crotchty Guy of
Democratic Socialists
The First State
Influence
Envoy
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Good

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Olde Delaware

Population30.624 billion

CapitalOlde Delaware City
LeaderThe Governor

CurrencyDelta
AnimalOwl

The Old Crotchty Guy of Olde Delaware is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by The Governor with an even hand, and renowned for its smutty television, frequent executions, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, humorless population of 30.624 billion Olde Delawareans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Olde Delaware City. The average income tax rate is 98.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Olde Delawarean economy, worth a remarkable 6,813 trillion Deltas a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 222,487 Deltas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Internet ads promising "hot singles in your area" are even less accurate than they used to be, truncheon-mounted cameras record the beating of criminals in dynamic HD detail, businesses are forced to bring all work back within the nation's borders, and toilet paper is considered a non-essential item in the embargo against Brasilistan. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Olde Delaware's national animal is the Owl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Olde Delaware is ranked 14,798th in the world and 3rd in Albion for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 5,920.58 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

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Healthiest Citizens: 1,307thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,378thHighest Economic Output: 1,486thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,637thLowest Crime Rates: 1,659thMost Efficient Economies: 1,667thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,861stHighest Food Quality: 2,566thLargest Governments: 2,702ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,725thTop
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Most Cultured: 2,921stLargest Populations: 3,024thMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,075thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,085thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,113thMost Inclusive: 3,272ndMost Developed: 3,337thSafest: 3,649thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,686thLargest Welfare Programs: 4,067thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,104thMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,360thSmartest Citizens: 4,756thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,414thLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,468thHighest Average Incomes: 5,596thNicest Citizens: 6,594thMost Pacifist: 6,594thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,598thMost Advanced Public Education: 6,885thMost Patriotic: 7,537thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8,518thBest Weather: 8,986thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,363rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 10,864thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 11,066thMost Stationary: 11,696thLargest Publishing Industry: 12,132ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 12,836thTop
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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 14,798thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 15,019thMost Secular: 18,774thMost Influential: 23,256thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 24,729th
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Highest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionLargest Populations: 2nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Patriotic: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 2nd in the regionMost Developed: 2nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Olde Delaware was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates and Largest Governments.
  • : Following new legislation in Olde Delaware, toilet paper is considered a non-essential item in the embargo against Brasilistan.
  • : Following new legislation in Olde Delaware, businesses are forced to bring all work back within the nation's borders.
  • : Following new legislation in Olde Delaware, truncheon-mounted cameras record the beating of criminals in dynamic HD detail.
  • : Following new legislation in Olde Delaware, internet ads promising "hot singles in your area" are even less accurate than they used to be.
  • : Following new legislation in Olde Delaware, national park visitors are reporting a rash of poison ivy sightings.
  • : Following new legislation in Olde Delaware, the nightly news reports prosaically on the government blindly throwing money at despotic kidnappers.
  • : Following new legislation in Olde Delaware, parking lots are littered with coffee cups and doughnut crumbs.
  • : Following new legislation in Olde Delaware, the government's new "quiet competence" initiative has supporters and detractors alike reeling in confusion.
  • : Following new legislation in Olde Delaware, the price of takeaway food quadruples after 6pm.

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