Most Influential: 587thMost Devout: 1,851stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,968th
The Kingdom of
Iron Fist Consumerists
God and the Croats
King Darius Banovic I
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Old World Order

Population4.882 billion

LeaderKing Darius Banovic I
FaithRoman Catholicism

AnimalCroatian Tiger

The Kingdom of Old World Order is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by King Darius Banovic I with an iron fist, and renowned for its parental licensing program, national health service, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 4.882 billion Croats of old world are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zagreb. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 92.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Croatian economy, worth 688 trillion Kunas a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Retail, Basket Weaving, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 141,009 Kunas, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 413,147 per year while the poor average 37,961, a ratio of 10.9 to 1.

Exploding toys that leak battery acid are back in the shops after the government declared child safety 'over-rated', Croats of old world are regularly fired for looking at MyFace during their lunch breaks, anyone who doesn't attend Official Governmental Religious Services is fined, and airplanes have giant grilles on their noses to knock drones out of their path. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Old World Order's national animal is the Croatian Tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

Old World Order is ranked 43,894th in the world and 537th in Europe for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 134.32 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.

Most Influential: 587thMost Devout: 1,851stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,968thTop
Largest Retail Industry: 3,948thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,657thMost Patriotic: 6,609thMost Corrupt Governments: 7,278thLowest Crime Rates: 7,291stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,315thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,630thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,636thMost Cheerful Citizens: 7,641stHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,652ndMost Cultured: 8,129thBest Weather: 8,224thMost Efficient Economies: 8,347thMost Beautiful Environments: 9,999thLargest Governments: 10,214thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 10,305thLongest Average Lifespans: 10,346thMost Advanced Public Education: 10,944thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 11,353rdMost Developed: 11,713thMost Subsidized Industry: 11,732ndHealthiest Citizens: 11,897thTop
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 13,207thLargest Welfare Programs: 15,032ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 16,655thHighest Average Incomes: 18,027thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 22,108th
Most Devout: 21st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 42nd in the regionTop
Largest Retail Industry: 59th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 65th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 66th in the regionMost Patriotic: 80th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 87th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 101st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 112th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 113th in the region

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