Population | 4.849 billion |
Capital | Bendianii Kaliptzy |
Leader | Ben |
Currency | Dolleuro |
Animal | Bendian Eagle |
The Secret Detective of Old Bendicion is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Ben with an even hand, and renowned for its otherworldly petting zoo, zero percent divorce rate, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, devout population of 4.849 billion Bendians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.
The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bendianii Kaliptzy. The average income tax rate is 46.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The all-consuming Old Bendicionian economy, worth 471 trillion Dolleuros a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 97,318 Dolleuros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.
Nature reserves often contain artificial waterfalls and concrete paths, tie-dye has been outlawed for being 'too occult', muscular women are banned from competing in sporting competitions, and popular cartoon characters frequently appear in government-sponsored PSAs reminding students to say no to drugs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Old Bendicion's national animal is the Bendian Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.
Old Bendicion is ranked 259,918th in the world and 8,357th in Osiris for Most Stationary, with 14.97803208072 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Old Bendicion's influence in Osiris rose from "Zero" to "Minnow".
- : Old Bendicion was refounded in Osiris.
- : Old Bendicion ceased to exist in Osiris.
- : Old Bendicion was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Conservative.
- : Following new legislation in Old Bendicion, popular cartoon characters frequently appear in government-sponsored PSAs reminding students to say no to drugs.
- : Following new legislation in Old Bendicion, muscular women are banned from competing in sporting competitions.
- : Following new legislation in Old Bendicion, tie-dye has been outlawed for being 'too occult'.
- : Following new legislation in Old Bendicion, nature reserves often contain artificial waterfalls and concrete paths.
- : Following new legislation in Old Bendicion, a blood-red mark on the doorframe means a building must be passed over for destruction.
- : Old Bendicion was reclassified from "Moralistic Democracy" to "Authoritarian Democracy".