The Federation of Oktadonia is a massive, safe nation, ruled by President Herman Herlems with a fair hand, and renowned for its digital currency, ubiquitous missile silos, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, democratic population of 4.52 billion Oktadonians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Valuria. The average income tax rate is 83.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Oktadonian economy, worth 388 trillion Rovas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is 85,879 Rovas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The Oktadonian football team for the Maxxmas ceasefire consists only of Intelligence Corps personnel, census workers struggle to account for the rapidly increasing number of citizens to tabulate, bitter pastors forced to officiate gay marriage 'accidentally' pronounce couples "husband and abomination", and the nation's atlases tend to go out of date every few weeks. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Oktadonia's national animal is the Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Oktadonia is ranked 10,577^th in the world and 32^nd in Conch Kingdom for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 10,520.17 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.