Most Armed: 510thHighest Crime Rates: 711thLargest Gambling Industry: 845th
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Okopipi

Population1.952 billion

CapitalBridgeport
LeaderKeroro
FaithPiracy

CurrencyGold
AnimalFrog

The Borderlands of Okopipi is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Keroro with an iron fist, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, unlimited-speed roads, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 1.952 billion Okopipians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Industry also on the agenda, while Welfare and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bridgeport. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Okopipian economy, worth 304 trillion Golds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 156,000 Golds, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 763,639 per year while the poor average 18,281, a ratio of 41.8 to 1.

Citizens are expected to be armed at all times, it turns out you can teach cats new tricks, fitness to teach sport is proven by urinating the furthest up a wall, and scenic beaches are now protected by massive concrete walls. Crime is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Okopipi's national animal is the Frog, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Piracy.

Okopipi is ranked 2,168th in the world and 16th in Eladen for Fattest Citizens, with 40.13 Obesity Rate.

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1%
Most Armed: 510thHighest Crime Rates: 711thLargest Gambling Industry: 845thMost Avoided: 1,266thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,296thFattest Citizens: 2,168thTop
5%
Most Secular: 2,810thHighest Disposable Incomes: 3,022ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,077thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,344thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,649thMost Ignorant Citizens: 3,704thLargest Retail Industry: 4,749thRudest Citizens: 5,034thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 7,347thLargest Mining Sector: 7,637thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 7,970thMost Corrupt Governments: 9,271stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9,445thMost Patriotic: 9,617thMost Efficient Economies: 12,428thTop
10%
Highest Average Incomes: 13,161stMost Pro-Market: 18,683rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 19,671stGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 23,141st
Top
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Most Pro-Market: 2nd in the regionMost Secular: 3rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Okopipi was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Efficient Economies.
  • : Following new legislation in Okopipi, scenic beaches are now protected by massive concrete walls.
  • : Following new legislation in Okopipi, fitness to teach sport is proven by urinating the furthest up a wall.
  • : Following new legislation in Okopipi, it turns out you can teach cats new tricks.
  • : Following new legislation in Okopipi, citizens are expected to be armed at all times.
  • : Following new legislation in Okopipi, the hit new medical TV show "Home" prominently features the brand of painkiller the lead doctor is addicted to.
  • : Following new legislation in Okopipi, all writing must pass a censorship board before being allowed on the shelves.
  • : Following new legislation in Okopipi, human sacrifice to the metaphorical altar of Mammon ensures national prosperity.
  • : Following new legislation in Okopipi, judges are rumored to find in favor of whoever bribes them the most.
  • : Following new legislation in Okopipi, cruel and unusual punishments are being crowdsourced.

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