Population | 5.611 billion |
Currency | Yen |
Animal | Swan |
The Seven Ways of Okiya is a colossal, efficient nation, notable for its prohibition of alcohol, zero percent divorce rate, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.611 billion Okiyans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 72.8%.
The frighteningly efficient Okiyan economy, worth 562 trillion Yen a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Retail, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 100,235 Yen, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.
The only position a woman can hold is baby-maker, Okiya City River is now popularly called "Dead Fish Run", children need to wear helmets and safety harnesses before mounting a carousel horse, and the police are destroying all photographic evidence of their own existence. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Okiya's national animal is the Swan, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Okiya is ranked 45,785th in the world and 539th in the South Pacific for Most Stationary, with 953.535500848 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Okiya was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Black Market.
- : Okiya was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Black Market.
- : Okiya was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Black Market.
- : Okiya was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Black Market.
- : Okiya lodged a message on the The South Pacific Regional Message Board.
- : Okiya lodged a message on the The South Pacific Regional Message Board.
- : Okiya lodged a message on the The South Pacific Regional Message Board.
- : Okiya lodged a message on the The South Pacific Regional Message Board.
- : Okiya lodged a message on the The South Pacific Regional Message Board.
- : Okiya was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.