Most World Assembly Endorsements: 9,608thLargest Welfare Programs: 11,306thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 12,682nd
The Dictatorship of
Father Knows Best State
At the end of the day, we are all equal.
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Oiran

Population851 million

CapitalCloisfidh Siad

CurrencyOir
AnimalBear

The Dictatorship of Oiran is a huge, cultured nation, renowned for its pith helmet sales, national health service, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 851 million Oiranians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cloisfidh Siad. The average income tax rate is 78.5%.

The all-consuming Oiranian economy, worth 98.6 trillion Oirs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 115,865 Oirs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

Chickens roam the streets freely, a shipwreck is everyone's fault but the captain's, citizens wishing to leave the country must surrender half their wealth to the government, and conspiracy theorists allege Cloisfidh Siad's new subway map resembles Satanic symbols. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Oiran's national animal is the Bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Oiran is ranked 117,056th in the world and 26th in Venice for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 1,198.16 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 9,608thLargest Welfare Programs: 11,306thTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 12,682ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 14,528thMost Influential: 15,231stMost Inclusive: 16,488thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 16,882ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 17,101stLargest Governments: 17,281stLowest Crime Rates: 17,621stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 17,967thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 18,096thMost Valuable International Artwork: 20,225thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 20,261stMost Secular: 20,516thLongest Average Lifespans: 21,316thMost Developed: 21,477thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 22,295thLargest Agricultural Sector: 22,891stMost Advanced Public Education: 23,111th
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Governments: 3rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 4th in the regionMost Stationary: 4th in the regionMost Developed: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 4th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 4th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 4th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 5th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 5th in the regionMost Inclusive: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 5th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Oiran was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Agricultural Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Oiran, conspiracy theorists allege Cloisfidh Siad's new subway map resembles Satanic symbols.
  • : Following new legislation in Oiran, citizens wishing to leave the country must surrender half their wealth to the government.
  • : Oiran's influence in Venice rose from "Powerbroker" to "Power".
  • : Oiran was endorsed by The Constitutional Monarchy of Kingdom Of Savieres.
  • : Oiran was endorsed by The Empire of Tuandle.
  • : Following new legislation in Oiran, a shipwreck is everyone's fault but the captain's.
  • : Following new legislation in Oiran, chickens roam the streets freely.
  • : Following new legislation in Oiran, community-designed sword prostheses are becoming dangerously common.
  • : Following new legislation in Oiran, prices for nearly everything reach all-time highs as business tax breaks are discontinued.

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