Population | 4.589 billion |
Capital | Pixie Village |
Leader | Bone Boy |
Faith | Cards |
Currency | snail |
Animal | owl |
The Loving Couple of OfficialCouple is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Bone Boy with an iron fist, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, frequent executions, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 4.589 billion OfficialCoupleans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pixie Village. The average income tax rate is 37.1%.
The frighteningly efficient OfficialCouplean economy, worth 507 trillion snails a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Gambling. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 110,512 snails, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.
A milk bath costs more than bathing in money, fortified nursing homes are wracked with daily skirmishes, environmental protestors are being rounded up and taken away in sinister black vans as a massive land development campaign gets underway, and the law says it's okay to sell a bomb to a terrorist so long as they promise not to detonate it. Crime is a problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. OfficialCouple's national animal is the owl, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Cards.
OfficialCouple is ranked 59,180th in the world and 79th in Spear Danes for Most Stationary, with 773.70831038192 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : OfficialCouple was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry.
- : Following new legislation in OfficialCouple, the law says it's okay to sell a bomb to a terrorist so long as they promise not to detonate it.
- : Following new legislation in OfficialCouple, environmental protestors are being rounded up and taken away in sinister black vans as a massive land development campaign gets underway.
- : Following new legislation in OfficialCouple, fortified nursing homes are wracked with daily skirmishes.
- : Following new legislation in OfficialCouple, a milk bath costs more than bathing in money.
- : OfficialCouple was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Armed.
- : Following new legislation in OfficialCouple, government statistics suggest 115% of the population love Bone Boy.
- : Following new legislation in OfficialCouple, bounty hunters have been dispatched to hunt down rogue bounty hunters.
- : Following new legislation in OfficialCouple, truancy officers have a hard time catching children trained in advanced camouflage skills.
- : Following new legislation in OfficialCouple, out-of-work soldiers and bureaucrats can often be found camped out in front of manservant academies.