Lowest Crime Rates: 868thMost Efficient Economies: 1,168thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,170th
The Empire of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Two Most Important Things, Conquest and Nukes
Emperor South
Influence
Dealmaker
Home Secretary
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Of The Virgin Islands

Population7.446 billion

CapitalImperials Dawn
LeaderEmperor South
FaithVirginity

CurrencyVirgin Pound
AnimalMerkel

The Empire of Of The Virgin Islands is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Emperor South with an iron fist, and renowned for its avowedly heterosexual populace, free-roaming dinosaurs, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.446 billion Virgin Islandians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Imperials Dawn. The average income tax rate is 94.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Virgin Islandian economy, worth a remarkable 1,908 trillion Virgin Pounds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an amazing 256,324 Virgin Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Farmers in arid regions are puzzled with government directions to plant rice this year, tourists avoid using the nation's bugged phones and monitored internet, urban graffiti is hand-calligraphed in perfectly kerned elegant fonts, and the people are famous throughout the region for their perfect yellow teeth. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Of The Virgin Islands's national animal is the Merkel, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Virginity.

Of The Virgin Islands is ranked 2,686th in the world and 1st in The Monarchy alliance for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 13,218.48 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.

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Lowest Crime Rates: 868thMost Efficient Economies: 1,168thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,170thMost Devout: 1,191stMost Armed: 1,217thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,494thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,624thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,701stLargest Mining Sector: 1,863rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,096thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,247thTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 2,545thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,594thLargest Governments: 2,671stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,678thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,686thHealthiest Citizens: 3,014thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,129thHighest Average Incomes: 3,265thMost Developed: 3,483rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,998thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,434thSmartest Citizens: 6,107thLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,154thMost Authoritarian: 6,626thHighest Economic Output: 8,855thMost Conservative: 10,393rdTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 12,481stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 14,534thLargest Insurance Industry: 16,818thLargest Agricultural Sector: 16,926thMost Valuable International Artwork: 17,444thMost Influential: 20,372ndMost Cultured: 20,585th
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 2nd in the regionMost Developed: 2nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 2nd in the regionTop
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Most Extreme: 3rd in the regionLargest Populations: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Conservative: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 3rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Of The Virgin Islands was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes and the Top 5% for Most Authoritarian.
  • : Following new legislation in Of The Virgin Islands, the people are famous throughout the region for their perfect yellow teeth.
  • : Following new legislation in Of The Virgin Islands, urban graffiti is hand-calligraphed in perfectly kerned elegant fonts.
  • : Following new legislation in Of The Virgin Islands, tourists avoid using the nation's bugged phones and monitored internet.
  • : Following new legislation in Of The Virgin Islands, farmers in arid regions are puzzled with government directions to plant rice this year.
  • : Of The Virgin Islands was reclassified from "Iron Fist Consumerists" to "Psychotic Dictatorship".
  • : Following new legislation in Of The Virgin Islands, the carbon footprint falls along with the human footprint during war.
  • : Following new legislation in Of The Virgin Islands, soldiers who shoot themselves in the foot are regarded as heroes.
  • : Following new legislation in Of The Virgin Islands, 'Merkelnado 6: You Gotta Be Kidding Me' is this summer's top-grossing movie.
  • : Following new legislation in Of The Virgin Islands, pet owners must make a payment if their charges leave a deposit.

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